Mullet Poems

Mullet Poems...

"My Mirror"

When I look in the mirror

What do I see?

I see me and my mullet smiling back at me

Nothing can compare

To running your fingers through my greasy long hair

It's short in the front

Yet long in the back
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"MULLETS ARE US.."


WE LOVE MULLETS, THEY MAKE US SMILE,

TO SEE A MULLET, WE'D WALK A MILE,

THE WORKDAY GOES FASTER AND IS HAPPIER BY FAR,

WHEN WE TALK ABOUT MULLETS WE'VE SEEN FROM OUR CAR.

WE SEE THEM IN THE MALL, WALKING SIDE BY SIDE,

IN ALL LENGTHS AND SIZES, FROM NARROW TO WIDE.

WE SEE THEM IN BARS, ATTRACTING THE BABES,

WE SEE THEM IN TRUCKS, WORKING IN THE TRADES.

MULLETS ARE GLORIOUS WHEN THEY BLOW IN THE BREEZE,

WOULDN'T A MULLET LOOK GREAT ON GUY ON A TRAPEZE!

MULLETS ARE FUN, AND WE ALL KNOW IT TOO,

IF SADDAM HAD A MULLET, WORLD PEACE WOULD ENSUE..

SO MULLETS ARE US, WE TRULY EXCLAIM,

FOR WE LOVE THE HAIRCUT WITH THE FUNNY NAME!

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"Mullet Anthem"

Does your hair hang low?
Does it waggle to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot ?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over your shoulder
Like an eighties rock soldier?
Does your hair hang low?

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"Mullets for Life"

Mullets for life,
I wanna be a mullet wife.

If I marry a mullet man,
I would have 1000 kids and drive a van!

Each one of the tikes would have a mullet of their own,
I 'd live in a trailer, I dunno if I'd have a mullet-phone.

Our dogs would have a mullet, and our alligator too,
I'd give a mullet to our whole redneck crew!

I 'd show everyone my mullet, even people over seas,
They'd look at my mullet, but if they got closer they would see my fleas!

by Kerry S. and Logan T.


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Mullets are great,
No one could hate.

You see them at the county fair,
With their long and short greasy hair.

Red necks grow mullets for fun,
All of their kids have one.

I once saw a man with a mullet,
And in his head was a bullet.

Who could of done something so bad,
After all - mullets are a great fad.

I wish I had a mullet,
I would never cut it.

I would let it grow nice and long,
So many people grow them wrong.

Maybe some day you will see me in the hall,
I will have the greatest mullet of all!!

only you..... :D

Makes me think of Joe Dirt :rolleyes:

Haha! :lol2:
You like mullets, Karen?

Haha! :lol2:
You like mullets, Karen?

hell yea she does, she made me cut my hair to a mullet the other day :D :D

Haha! :lol2:
You like mullets, Karen?

Not really, I just think they are halarious!!

I live in Texas, there are quite a few here!!

Not really, I just think they are halarious!!

I live in Texas, there are quite a few here!!
So, not much changes when moving from Western Australia to Texas, eh?

So, not much changes when moving from Western Australia to Texas, eh?
:spit: :lol:

So, not much changes when moving from Western Australia to Texas, eh?

i don't remember noticing that many mullets in WA.
mabee I just wasn't looking for them like I do here! :evillol:

I wonder if Geddy Lee is pissed off at all the dikes for stealing his mullet

This thread just had to come from karen..














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