The Year's Best [actual] Headlines Of 2003

> THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2003:

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [ what a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger
than duct tape?!]

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken!]

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [That was really giving of himself!]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [I certainly hope so!]

Hahaha! :lol:
What a year!

NO WAY!!
Those were real headlines!!

Sounds like some Jay Leno Headlines to me!!


Excellent thread by the way! :biggrin:

Sounds like some Jay Leno Headlines to me!!
http://www.pbase.com/image/31108111/original.jpg [He won't be shaking much.]

http://www.pbase.com/image/31108113/original.jpg [I had no idea!]

http://www.pbase.com/image/31108117/original.jpg [Wow, nice truck.]

http://www.pbase.com/image/31108189/original.jpg [So that's the secret ingredient!]

http://www.pbase.com/image/31108335/original.jpg [Only slightly guilty.]

haha nice truck is right!!

:lol: what were the newspapers thinking when they let these go

hahaha, I love headlines on Jay Leno!! :grinno:

:lol2: ha ha ha ha
Some people really get bored at work

lol....this is just great guys. I needed a bit of humor in my day!

I remember reading that list years ago (and posting them on here) :lol:













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that's great...i could see a few of those coming from a paper around here

:lol2:

speaking of funny news paper stories, how about some ads....

1995 Camaro- red, 68,000 miles, runs good, needs new motor. $14,000 firm.
huh?

1984 Maza RX7- Wanker rotory 4 cylinder motor, 5 speed, son roof, needs some motor and interior work, just did breaks, some rusts. $1800 or trade for four wheeler.
Wanker rotary with cylenders, eh?

Chevy Oldsmobile Cierra '95 white / moron int. new tires, air, pl, pw, ps, slight damage to passing side great engine but needs new engine. $2000.
Must be related to the first person..

1971 Chevy Camaro Z28. 350 / auto, loaded. Frame off restoration. Runs good. Some frame damage. $6500 neg.
Makes you think, doesnt it.

1988 Ford GT Mustang. Very fast, very dependable. All options. Needs motor and transmission. $2000.
Must be measuring speed with foot power.

hahaha, i love those :rofl:

This thread rocks!!!

Some funny shit there !!!!

I was flipping thrugh my local trade paper (called the trading post) and I came across a "Space Shuttle" for 500 bucks. No joke. I cut it out. If I get near a scanner, I'll scan it.