Sperm bank

I woman is working behind the counter of a sperm bank when a masked gunman comes in and points the gun at her..the woman is startled and starts to explain that this is a SPERM bank not a real bank..the man says he doesnt care and orders the woman to drink the specimen from the cup on the table..the woman refuses at first then the gunman sticks the gun to her head and orders her to drink the specimen in the cup..the woman finally agrees and drinks the contents of the cup..then the man takes off his mask and its her husband and he says

"see honey that wasn't so bad was it?"

:iceslolan

Funny, but heard it before

:lol:

ewwwww, that's pretty gross guys

ewwwww, that's pretty gross guys

I just can't get on karens good side :disappoin :banghead:


Funny, but heard it before

I got it from some guys opening joke at the Drew Carey roast. Not sure why it just popped into my head today....

:screwy:

I just can't get on karens good side :disappoin :banghead:




I got it from some guys opening joke at the Drew Carey roast. Not sure why it just popped into my head today....

:screwy:


the Hugh Heffner roast was better

I've heard it before...funny.

:lol: pretty funny

haha good one

ehhhh, i didnt think it was THAT great.....

:sly:

that's kinda disturbing

:icon16: If she doesn't swallow, he shouldn't have married her.

lol where did you get that from?

:spit:

yeah...ok, not really funny

:rofl:

Moral of story.....get a women that does it without having a gun pointed at her :loser:

:icon16: If she doesn't swallow, he shouldn't have married her.
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how DO they get sperm from donators anyway? i mean, do they like..make em jack off? lol some one fill me in here

yes you retard how else, well.. ever see the movie "roadtrip" they show you the other way, the lady shoves her hand up his ass and puts it so far that she can get the sperm... and yes over there they get paid for jacking off to porno mags and give it to ugly ass people that cant get a guy and want a child...

Somewhat lame.