Little girl and a cop
primera man
07-08-2004, 06:21 AM
Might be a re-post :uhoh:
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
Raz_Kaz
07-08-2004, 09:01 AM
:spit: :rofl:
Good one!
Good one!
ghostguy6
07-08-2004, 09:02 AM
yep its a :repost: but still funny though
psychobadboy
07-08-2004, 11:04 AM
Heard it before, but I still think it's hilarious :lol:
-GS-
07-08-2004, 11:24 AM
:lol: that was great
HogieGT-R
07-08-2004, 12:55 PM
LMFAO:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
FireBball972
07-08-2004, 12:57 PM
hahaha lmao :rofl: :lol:
Karen512
07-08-2004, 01:19 PM
very nice! :biggrin:
.......That was me when I was younger :p
.......That was me when I was younger :p
lostprophets
07-08-2004, 05:06 PM
:rofl:
jcz1987
07-08-2004, 05:30 PM
Good ONE! LMAO!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
93rollaracer
07-08-2004, 07:06 PM
haha...i'll have to teach that one to my little cousins in case that every happens to them
DiabloGT
07-08-2004, 08:16 PM
lol... too bad it wasnt based on a true story...
Damien
07-08-2004, 08:52 PM
:rofl:MFAO!!!!
drklver
07-08-2004, 10:19 PM
lol... too bad it wasnt based on a true story... maybe it is ! lmfao!
Jimster
07-09-2004, 12:32 AM
Amusing repost Warren :lol:
primera man
07-09-2004, 04:07 AM
Amusing repost Warren :lol:
I think i'm going to have to start visiting more often :p
I think i'm going to have to start visiting more often :p
xviciousx
07-09-2004, 07:09 AM
:lol:
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