Wazza
Oz
07-08-2004, 02:07 AM
This is what mates do!
Aussie ingenuity at it's best!
Telephone conversation goes;
"Hello, is this the police?
"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine
inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call."
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house.
"Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday", maaaaate!!!!
Aussie ingenuity at it's best!
Telephone conversation goes;
"Hello, is this the police?
"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine
inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call."
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house.
"Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday", maaaaate!!!!
Jimster
07-08-2004, 02:10 AM
Who's Wazza?
Oz
07-08-2004, 02:10 AM
Gazza's mayte.
Jimster
07-08-2004, 02:13 AM
Oh the guy who drinks VB's on the back of the ute with his mates Gazza, Kezza and Jezza at the building site......
taranaki
07-08-2004, 02:16 AM
maaaaaaaaaaaaate.
Variation on the 'buried in the vegetable plot' gag.
Variation on the 'buried in the vegetable plot' gag.
-GS-
07-08-2004, 02:28 AM
:lol: that was pure genious
Oz
07-08-2004, 02:29 AM
Oh the guy who drinks VB's on the back of the ute with his mates Gazza, Kezza and Jezza at the building site......
Yep :thumbsup:
Yep :thumbsup:
primera man
07-08-2004, 06:42 AM
Mmmm...i wonder if i should try this one for myself !!
RSX-S777
07-08-2004, 06:54 AM
What if he's hiding coke in his nagging wife...
Oz
07-08-2004, 06:55 AM
What a waste of coke!
primera man
07-08-2004, 06:59 AM
What if he's hiding coke in his nagging wife...
Should be able to hold a whole container load then !
Should be able to hold a whole container load then !
taranaki
07-08-2004, 07:09 AM
Mmmm...i wonder if i should try this one for myself !!
Hey guys...
WAZZA'S HERE! :icon16:
Hey guys...
WAZZA'S HERE! :icon16:
-Davo
07-08-2004, 07:10 AM
This is what mates do!
Aussie ingenuity at it's best!
Telephone conversation goes;
"Hello, is this the police?
"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine
inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call."
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house.
"Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday", maaaaate!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLAHAHALOLZ!!11!!!
That's halarious!
That's a keeper!
Aussie ingenuity at it's best!
Telephone conversation goes;
"Hello, is this the police?
"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine
inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call."
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house.
"Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday", maaaaate!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLAHAHALOLZ!!11!!!
That's halarious!
That's a keeper!
primera man
07-08-2004, 07:15 AM
Hey guys...
WAZZA'S HERE! :icon16:
Top of the evening to ya Mr T :sunglasse
WAZZA'S HERE! :icon16:
Top of the evening to ya Mr T :sunglasse
Raz_Kaz
07-08-2004, 10:36 AM
Wazza, Jazz, Gazza???
I'm lost, so I will laugh just to blend in with the crowd
:cwm27:
I'm lost, so I will laugh just to blend in with the crowd
:cwm27:
Karen512
07-08-2004, 10:57 AM
Wazza, Jazz, Gazza???
I'm lost, so I will laugh just to blend in with the crowd
:cwm27:
I'm with you on this one Raz. :sly:
I'm lost, so I will laugh just to blend in with the crowd
:cwm27:
I'm with you on this one Raz. :sly:
crayzayjay
07-08-2004, 11:13 AM
Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?
I want a blozzer
I want a blozzer
Oz
07-08-2004, 07:21 PM
Shuddup you wowzer :thefinger
Sean
07-08-2004, 07:37 PM
olollolooll yuo wanker! hohoho :sly:
PJF220
07-08-2004, 08:14 PM
Remnds me of the guy who called up the police in England to report a burglar in his garden shed.
"we don't have the resources to come right now" comes the reply.
Two minutes later he calls back and says "It's ok, no need to come, I shot him"
five minutes later the house is surrounded by 6 cop cars, an inciddent van and a helicopter in the sky.
The cheif officer comes up to hm and says "I thought you said you shot him?"
the man simply replies "I thought you had no resources"
"we don't have the resources to come right now" comes the reply.
Two minutes later he calls back and says "It's ok, no need to come, I shot him"
five minutes later the house is surrounded by 6 cop cars, an inciddent van and a helicopter in the sky.
The cheif officer comes up to hm and says "I thought you said you shot him?"
the man simply replies "I thought you had no resources"
Oz
07-08-2004, 08:32 PM
:lol2:
Damien
07-08-2004, 09:35 PM
Hey! I can laugh finally at something I understand!!! :lol2:
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
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