Ask yourself these questions....
SeXy_AnGeL
07-08-2004, 12:40 AM
Perhaps a repost but I've had a few snd i think its funny.....
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'Its all right." It isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'Its all right." It isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
Jimster
07-08-2004, 01:24 AM
Why would I want to be less successful second time around?
taranaki
07-08-2004, 01:25 AM
Perhaps a repost but I've had a few snd i think its funny.....
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
Nope,it means that my wife has taken the children for a weekend at grandma's.
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
Nope,if at first you don't succeed,you were a fool for thinking it could or should be done her way.
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
Nope,it means that my wife has taken the children for a weekend at grandma's.
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
Nope,if at first you don't succeed,you were a fool for thinking it could or should be done her way.
jcz1987
07-08-2004, 01:41 AM
Why is it that a man kills a man in a war its called heroic but when a man kills a man in the heat of passion it called murder.
Oz
07-08-2004, 01:53 AM
Seinfeld said most of it better.
-GS-
07-08-2004, 01:57 AM
:1:
seinfelds a true classic :ylsuper:
seinfelds a true classic :ylsuper:
psychobadboy
07-08-2004, 01:57 AM
Why is it that the lane you're in on the freeway is always the one that travels slowest?
If you switch lanes, the above still applies.
If you switch lanes, the above still applies.
Karen512
07-08-2004, 01:58 AM
:1:
seinfelds a true classic :ylsuper:
Frasier is better! :p
seinfelds a true classic :ylsuper:
Frasier is better! :p
pikkagtr
07-08-2004, 05:27 AM
Why is it that the lane you're in on the freeway is always the one that travels slowest?
If you switch lanes, the above still applies.
that's so true :lol:
If you switch lanes, the above still applies.
that's so true :lol:
zebrathree
07-08-2004, 05:43 AM
Why is it that the lane you're in on the freeway is always the one that travels slowest?
If you switch lanes, the above still applies.
Because you're slowing it up with your Honda?
If you switch lanes, the above still applies.
Because you're slowing it up with your Honda?
Oz
07-08-2004, 06:32 AM
Frasier is better! :p
Dreaming.
Dreaming.
primera man
07-08-2004, 06:56 AM
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
It was probably the wife that made me stuff up in the first place !!!!
It was probably the wife that made me stuff up in the first place !!!!
Raz_Kaz
07-08-2004, 11:04 AM
Some of them are true where as some of them have yet to happen to me...such as vaccuming :screwy: Crazy world we live in nowadays
psychobadboy
07-08-2004, 11:25 AM
Why is it that the lane you're in on the freeway is always the one that travels slowest?
If you switch lanes, the above still applies.
Because you're slowing it up with your Honda?
:confused:
I don't have a Honda...
If you switch lanes, the above still applies.
Because you're slowing it up with your Honda?
:confused:
I don't have a Honda...
lamehonda
07-08-2004, 11:33 AM
:confused:
I don't have a Honda...
by your sig, it looks like you drive your stereo with tinted windows
I don't have a Honda...
by your sig, it looks like you drive your stereo with tinted windows
psychobadboy
07-08-2004, 11:59 AM
Well you can't have a system without tinted windows...it wouldn't sound right :p
zebrathree
07-08-2004, 05:19 PM
It was a dig at Hondas in general, not you sorry. Could have been more clear there.
lamehonda
07-08-2004, 05:26 PM
Well you can't have a system without tinted windows...it wouldn't sound right :p
we have a new kind of ricer: the phat sterio ricer
Oh wait, been done already
we have a new kind of ricer: the phat sterio ricer
Oh wait, been done already
Hyatus
07-08-2004, 05:59 PM
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
LOL, yea maybe when were 60 and she doesnt get pms anymore. Women are crazy
LOL, yea maybe when were 60 and she doesnt get pms anymore. Women are crazy
SeXy_AnGeL
07-08-2004, 06:32 PM
Not all women are crazy...I'm not...well, I take that back I am crazy. But I do have women friends who are completely sane
zebrathree
07-09-2004, 12:50 AM
Because you're slowing it up with your Honda?
Right, somebody left me a bad rep for this comment, which was made in jest.
You know who you are. Not the way AF works, huh? Show yourself. Do not hide behind a veil of anoninity any longer.
You know who you are.
Now tell me who you are.
Right, somebody left me a bad rep for this comment, which was made in jest.
You know who you are. Not the way AF works, huh? Show yourself. Do not hide behind a veil of anoninity any longer.
You know who you are.
Now tell me who you are.
Jimster
07-09-2004, 12:52 AM
Dreaming.
Didn't you hate Seinfeld three weeks ago?
Didn't you hate Seinfeld three weeks ago?
Oz
07-09-2004, 01:54 AM
Didn't you hate Seinfeld three weeks ago?
I dunno.
I dunno.
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