donut receipt

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenairo that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut.

***To some skeptical friend*** Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here....

"That's not our dough!"
































Just a scenario where a receipt might come in handy. :iceslolan

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenairo that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut.

***To some skeptical friend*** Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here....
If it was for a working meal for a business, in Australia you need the receipt to claim back Fringe Benefits Tax and GST. :)

Mitch hedberg?

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenairo that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut.

why are they called ovalteens? the packets round the ovalteen is round, they should be called roundteens...

receipt for a doughnut :screwy: Who buys A single doughnut...honestly, what's the world coming to?

lol....I only wanted 1 I'd rather get my cals from my liquor

^Nice! receipt, i don't pay attention to what i get a receipt for, at least when it's small stuff like that...

If it was for a working meal for a business, in Australia you need the receipt to claim back Fringe Benefits Tax and GST. :)


Ha, I'd be the one to claim it back, too.

Me toop :DD /accountant

i throw away receipts for things that i'm not gonna be using for more than a day.

Example: Food.

Easy solution to pesky reciepts: Shoplifting, 'nuff said.

They give you a recipt at McDonald's as well here.

really the one i go to don't
it prints out but then they take it back and wont give it to you
??

Foests are being clearcut so we can get doughnut reciepts... :disappoin

Foests are being clearcut so we can get doughnut reciepts... :disappoin
:D Hedonistic, isn't it?

"I love escalators because they can never really be out of order....they just turn into stairs..you will never see an out of order sign on an escalotor..you will see 'escalator now stairs..sorry for your convenience'"

"the dog is forever in the push up position"

"i was in my hotel room the other day and i was playing my music really loud and the guy next door got mad and started banging on the wall so i decided to mess with him...i said 'go around, theres no door here, i don't know wat u have on ur side, but here its just a wall'"

from the 70s show
that curly haired dude - "hey make me a hamburger"

mitch - "i did not lose my leg in vietnam to serve hamburgers to you punk kids"

kid - "hey u got both ur legs"

mitch - "like i said..i did not lose my leg in vietnam"

70s show again
mitch - "you kids need get outta here, i got a wedding party comin in later"

kid - "u dont got a wedding party coming in.."

mitch - "oh did i say i got a wedding party in..i ment to say ..u kids need to get outta here"


Mitch Hedburg rules but his comedy is all in his delivery its hard to just quote him

Hell ya, he's incredibly funny. I think he came out with a CD/DVD a little while back. It has that longer comedy central stand-up on it. I always forget to go get it!

:lol2:

Did the donut come with a warranty? You might need to photocopy it and send it in with your registration card

maybe they come with a mail in rebate

maybe they come with a mail in rebate
how long should that take? maybe six, eight weeks tops

mitch hedberg is great...i think i laughed for the whole half hour that thing was on comedy central

kinda sucks though, the rebate is void if you eat the donut.

if u eat the dounut your eating the evidence that it ever existed. OH WAIT!!!! you have a receit!!!!!

if u eat the dounut your eating the evidence that it ever existed. OH WAIT!!!! you have a receit!!!!!

"If you don't remember it did it happen?" oh yes it did look right here is the receipt!

mmmm..
pickled doughnut...
its dilldough