Hard Things to Say Whilst Drunk

some of you AF'ers may know what I'm talking about here :iceslolan

Things that are hard to say when you're drunk:
obsession succession luxury suspicious consumption

Things that are REALLY hard to say when you're drunk:
condemnation microscopic confrontation platonomy spectacular

Things that are down right impossible to say when you're drunk:
No, of course I don't want to have sex!
I think I'll go home now, it's getting late.
No, I don't want anymore beer!
Please don't kiss me, I don't even know you!
No I couldn't possibly sing, I'd be too embarrassed!

Lmfao!!! True!!!

Also note, not necessarily in that order. :iceslolan

:twak:

So simple, sadly I smirked... :disappoin



:p

lol...so very true

That's just like my friend...

haha i'm gunk righty no lets talk

:lol: :1:

cant say that stuff when im sober....

I wanna get drunk!
Anyone wanna dribk with me?

hard thing to say:

"Can I have a Big Mac meal with no pickle in the burger"

i usually forget what i want after i say big mac..

I wanna get drunk!
Anyone wanna dribk with me?
OOOO, pick me! pick me!
fuck I wanna try saying those words when drunk...the only thing coming out of my mouth during those times is gimme and now followed by a grabbing of something :D

I'll tell you what I can say when i'm drunk....
"I need another drink"
"I love you so much...now can I have another drink"
"I promise I only had 3"

The worst things to hear when you're drunk....
"You're flagged"
"Have you been drinkin tonight miss?" **by a cop**
"You've had to much"

OOOO, pick me! pick me!


Well, come on crack on open woth me!

^done! :d

Well, come on crack on open woth me!
karen knows i'm sooocd pst cracking stuff open i drink from sideways in the bootle

What's drink of choice tonight? What to have what to have? Start off with a Smirnoff perhaps?

Smirnoff Vodka, not those dinky malt beverages...

Everclear and jim bean, lets party girls

oh no...not malt...there is no point in malt, not nearly enough alcohol. A shot of vodka followed by a chaser of malibu and coke.

^Love this girl!!! So what do we open next?

Everclear and jim bean, lets party girls
Everclear is NASTY shit. 2 shots of that shit and I was FEELIN GOOOOOOD. I won't do it ever again. Too easy to get drunk off it.... or go blind.

Made a stop to the brew-thru on my way home so the bar is quite stocked.( I was supposed to be gettin ready for the weekend but being as how its weds...I'm not sure it'll last) What would ya'll like?

Some Patron Silver and some Bud Light!!

Everclear is NASTY shit. 2 shots of that shit and I was FEELIN GOOOOOOD. I won't do it ever again. Too easy to get drunk off it.... or go blind.
where are u from? everclear and moonshine hold hands and bring friends together unless your inexperienced, j/k i love all who ever tried everclear..u all have serious courage or trust

try some bacardi 151, gets the heart racing

I just want you all 2 no that DigitalPhantom is way totally hot and he needs to come here nad have some drinks witm e

I'll just have some beer :aus: :cheers:

Jhust had a Feew JDs and cokie with lunch at theg office.

some of you AF'ers may know what I'm talking about here :iceslolan

Things that are hard to say when you're drunk:
obsession succession luxury suspicious consumption

Things that are REALLY hard to say when you're drunk:
condemnation microscopic confrontation platonomy spectacular

Things that are down right impossible to say when you're drunk:
No, of course I don't want to have sex!
I think I'll go home now, it's getting late.
No, I don't want anymore beer!
Please don't kiss me, I don't even know you!
No I couldn't possibly sing, I'd be too embarrassed!
Add another to that: I lvoe you Jimmy!!!!

Things that are down right impossible to say when you're drunk:
No, of course I don't want to have sex!
I think I'll go home now, it's getting late.
No, I don't want anymore beer!
Please don't kiss me, I don't even know you!
No I couldn't possibly sing, I'd be too embarrassed!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Jhust had a Feew JDs and cokie with lunch at theg office.


i want your job

:rofl:

i want your job
Get in the queue :D And then I pissed off 15 minutes early.

No, I don't want anymore beer!
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Well, i have to admit to this one last weekend. Had more to do with the fact i couldn't find my mouth to drink (so i've been told)
But hell...it was a bloody good night !!!

My old job, I got free chinese once a month, and free beer as well.