"Hey, Nice Tie''

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
"Hey, nice tie!" comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.
"Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere.
"Hey! Nice suit!" The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.
"It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts."
:disappoin

lol
Hey! Nice joke!

sorry, but thats just lame..... not up to par with the others.

I couldn't help but laugh to myself. It's funny cuz it's stupid. :lol2:

I couldn't help but laugh to myself. It's funny cuz it's stupid. :lol2:

:iagree:

BOOOOOO :lol:

ohhh geez i laughed cute:p

lol corny, but funny stuff:lol2:

:sly: I don't know Tonio - I'm thinking a follow up :sly: is in order

If stupid is funny, I just wet myself

:nono:

Oh my... :disappoin





:rofl:

:disappoin

14 shades of ghey.

Tonio, I think it's time I flew over your way and we had a little chat, mate.

I tried explaining it to my japanese wife, but she doesnt seem to be getting it. She claims it isn't funny.



It IS funny right?

I hope so. I laughed.

I liked it :lol: