Depressed Proctologist

Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?











He's been feeling down in the dumps.
:disappoin



Blonde's Helicopter Lessons

One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how to fly a plane. The guy at the airport said there were no more plane flying lessons this year but she could take helicopter lessons. The blonde agreed and the man taught her and said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet you go in the air." The blonde agreed.
He jumped in and took off. At 1000 feet, she radioed him and asked how she was doing. He said she was doing great. At 2000 feet, she radioed him and asked how she was doing. He said she was doing great. But right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped and she started twirling to the ground. When she landed, he went over to pull her out of the helicopter. He asked her what went wrong because she was doing perfect before. The blonde said, ''At 2500 feet, I started to get cold so I turned the big fan off.''

:eek7:

:lol: the second one pretty funny.

:lol: the second one pretty funny.
That second one is older than I am...... :rolleyes:

That second one is older than I am...... :rolleyes:
That's the special bit about Antonio's jokes, they're classics ;)

thanks for the laughs :lol:













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BOOOOOOO to the first joke :rolleyes:


:lol: to the second