Dating a Prostitute
tonioseven
07-06-2004, 07:42 PM
A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.
When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.
After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''
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When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.
After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''
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MunG35
07-06-2004, 07:43 PM
haha nice
-GS-
07-06-2004, 07:56 PM
:lol: now that there is one smart man
RSX-S777
07-06-2004, 08:26 PM
:lol: :lol:
Sean
07-06-2004, 10:23 PM
:spit: Hahaha
TexasF355F1
07-06-2004, 10:32 PM
:lol2: :lol: Didn't expect that ending.
Oz
07-07-2004, 12:01 AM
:lol:
Jimster
07-07-2004, 12:14 AM
Awesome!!!! :lol:
jcz1987
07-07-2004, 12:22 AM
Good one! :lol:
Raz_Kaz
07-07-2004, 10:13 AM
Snap!!!
psychobadboy
07-07-2004, 10:19 AM
Ha! That's what she gets. :lol2:
FireBball972
07-07-2004, 10:41 AM
Zing!!!
Chavez408
07-07-2004, 04:57 PM
0WN3D!!!
Man = 1
Women = 0
DING DING, SCHOOLS IN BITCH!
Man = 1
Women = 0
DING DING, SCHOOLS IN BITCH!
Damien
07-07-2004, 06:05 PM
Clever, very clever! :lol2:
KustmAce
07-07-2004, 08:29 PM
:thumbsup:!!!
primera man
07-08-2004, 06:11 AM
:lol2: :lol2: That will teach her :grinno:
crayzayjay
07-08-2004, 06:13 AM
Nice :lol:
fajita23200
07-08-2004, 01:34 PM
Didn't see it coming.
damir831
07-08-2004, 03:03 PM
wait that's not the ending.
They get back, she pays him $25 and says - I have AIDS.
Or if it was a blonde she would say - I'm not really a hooker, so here's the $25 I charged you and $25 for the cab.
They get back, she pays him $25 and says - I have AIDS.
Or if it was a blonde she would say - I'm not really a hooker, so here's the $25 I charged you and $25 for the cab.
tonioseven
07-08-2004, 03:09 PM
wait that's not the ending.
They get back, she pays him $25 and says - I have AIDS.
Or if it was a blonde she would say - I'm not really a hooker, so here's the $25 I charged you and $25 for the cab.
Dude, you tell it your way, I'll tell it my way.
They get back, she pays him $25 and says - I have AIDS.
Or if it was a blonde she would say - I'm not really a hooker, so here's the $25 I charged you and $25 for the cab.
Dude, you tell it your way, I'll tell it my way.
damir831
07-08-2004, 03:17 PM
Dude, you tell it your way, I'll tell it my way.
yours is the "official" way, mine was aftermaket.
yours is the "official" way, mine was aftermaket.
Raz_Kaz
07-08-2004, 03:24 PM
leave his joke alone...
damir831
07-08-2004, 03:30 PM
leave his joke alone...
I'm :sorry:, didn't mean to hurt your feelings :sorry:
I'm :sorry:, didn't mean to hurt your feelings :sorry:
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