It starts...
Oz
07-03-2004, 11:39 AM
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."
doucmehu
07-03-2004, 11:42 AM
HAHAHA!! that is too funny.
lakerfan1784
07-03-2004, 12:41 PM
:spit: :rofl: :cwm27:
thats a good one
thats a good one
Hobbes
07-03-2004, 12:48 PM
:lol: I liked that one
Sean
07-03-2004, 04:53 PM
:spit: Good one!
Chavez408
07-03-2004, 05:18 PM
- Mwhahahahahaha
RSX-S777
07-03-2004, 05:21 PM
Beautiful :rofl:
psychobadboy
07-03-2004, 05:54 PM
Great! :lol: :lol:
iranintoavan
07-03-2004, 06:00 PM
Lol :rofl: :rofl:
Toksin
07-03-2004, 10:45 PM
HAHAHA!! that is too funny.
Dude, why the hell do you have Suislide's pic in your avatar?
Dude, why the hell do you have Suislide's pic in your avatar?
ZedEx
07-03-2004, 11:12 PM
SuiSlide... Isnt that Brian?
-Wes
-Wes
Toksin
07-03-2004, 11:45 PM
Indeed. Why is he stalking Brian?
doucmehu
07-03-2004, 11:52 PM
I have had a little talk with Brian. There was a misunderstanding. As you can see, I have opted for a more traditional non-me avatar, Mr. Johnny Depp pretending to be Mr. George Jung
Suislide
07-04-2004, 03:39 AM
I have had a little talk with Brian. There was a misunderstanding. As you can see, I have opted for a more traditional non-me avatar, Mr. Johnny Depp pretending to be Mr. George Jung
i like that movie. good choice.
but me and doucmehu had a chat, and no harm was done! i wasn't mad or anything, just...creeped out that someone i'd never met had a 4 year old picture of me in their avatar. apparently, doucmehu here got the picture of me from some rapscallion on www.honda-tech.com who was using it as his avatar as well. so that means there's some guy on honda-tech.com going around with my picture in his avatar too! i'm e-famous!
now, to hunt him down... :evillol:
i like that movie. good choice.
but me and doucmehu had a chat, and no harm was done! i wasn't mad or anything, just...creeped out that someone i'd never met had a 4 year old picture of me in their avatar. apparently, doucmehu here got the picture of me from some rapscallion on www.honda-tech.com who was using it as his avatar as well. so that means there's some guy on honda-tech.com going around with my picture in his avatar too! i'm e-famous!
now, to hunt him down... :evillol:
-GS-
07-04-2004, 03:46 AM
:lol: one of the funniest things i've heard all day
jcz1987
07-04-2004, 11:45 AM
HA HA HA HA! That was hilarious! :lol:
tonioseven
07-04-2004, 01:07 PM
Oz has been to my house I see!:lol:
Damien
07-04-2004, 05:27 PM
That was great Oz!!! :lol2:
Jimster
07-05-2004, 01:30 AM
Very nice Oz! :lol:
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