"The Ricer Poem"

http://www.angelfire.com/nc2/mycoffeecan/ricepoem.html

Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow Stickers
Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker I think I look cool from the attention I bring...
Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs. Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions,
Speakers so loud that you'll scream in submission My car really flies 'cause it has this big wing...
But nothing compares to me cutting my springs. When the bull stops, when the money talks, when I might lose face...
I suddenly remember what my car can't do And then I refuse to race! Day-glow orange shift knobs and whiteface temp gauges
Low profile tires make me think I'm courageous Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
They're part of the package from cutting my springs. Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
People around me don't like what they're seeing They're all just so jealous, for I am the king...
I rule the street after cutting my springs! When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I wait and wait...
If I'm such a stud after cutting my springs Why can't I get a date . :lol2:

If your car is so great, why would you want a date.

If your car is so great, why would you want a date.

Hahaha, refer to the "sex with cars" thread!! :p

lol

did anyone click that SN95 banner at the bottom? SN95 = Chassis code for 1994-Current Mustangs.....

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i like it

also, he seems to be obsessed with cutting his springs... :screwy:

Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops........

These things always make me chuckle.

:grinno:

...:lol2:

I should cut my springs :icon16:

:lol: who needs springs that work any way

1 easy step to have no suspension rebound...

Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops........

Coheed and Cambria - Three Evils

screw springs..... i roll on my bump stops :icon16: :loser:

:( I used to have chopped springs. Not recommended at all.

screw springs..... i roll on my bump stops :icon16: :loser:

:1:.....:lol:

:( I used to have chopped springs. Not recommended at all.

Dancing across the road oz? :icon16:

Fuck springs and coilovers LAY FRAME GET BAGS

Fuck springs and coilovers LAY FRAME GET BAGS
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Dancing across the road oz? :icon16:
Uneven ride height, riding on bump stops, no absorbtion what so ever. Was fucked.

i run on straight titanium shafts.

best ride evvaarrr :icon16: