Thought for today....................

As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your
house, one of your kids did it

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent

:1::1::1:
I agree 100% and then some...

Funny AND true...

Wow, very true stuff indeed.

I'm going to print those off. :1:

Nice mate.

Another one of your wifes emails wazza?

Nice.

Another one of your wifes emails wazza?

Nice.

Not quite. How it goes? Looking for trouble to start.

Looking for trouble to start.


Always :evillol:

Whether or not I have the time is a differnt story.

Another one of your wifes emails wazza?

Nice.

Yep...you know what these nurses are like.....nothing better to do in there work time :cwm27:

.....nothing better to do in there work time :cwm27:



Should I check the obituarys tomorrow? or is your wife away for the weekend? :lol2:

Should I check the obituarys tomorrow? or is your wife away for the weekend? :lol2:


:owned:

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

So FkN TRUE!!!! :eek7:

Heres another one:

"Assumption is the mother of all fuk ups..."

those are so damn good, and most of them are true

"I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities."

:worshippy :worshippy :worshippy :worshippy :worshippy :worshippy

Should I check the obituarys tomorrow? or is your wife away for the weekend? :lol2:

:biggrin:
No wife and kids all weekend :iceslolan
The joys of it all :sunglasse
Be warned though mate, it school holidays and the P-Family may be heading north.
Care for a bit of baby sitting :sly:

Be warned though mate, it school holidays and the P-Family may be heading north.



Iv meet your kids!

They ain't coming any where near my place! :uhoh: :uhoh:



(but if you do make it to dorkland, don't forget to say hello, it would be a pleasure to have you and your wife over for dinner, the kids can watch a DVD).

:thumbsup: On the money.