EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY: I need a forum assistant

I essentially need someone to follow me around evey post I make and quote with and make comments like:

"That's very enlightening"

"You're just like a god, but mortal like the rest of us"

"Oh my God, it's so BIG!" (Errr, theres special restrictions on this one).

I also wish to advertise the position of a forum bodyguard. This person follows me like the Assistant, except that whenever someone abuses me, the Bodyguard steps in and abuses them back while I hop in the armoured limo and hoon off. A lot like this guy:

http://www.branaghcompendium.com/mib.jpg (If you thumps up a lot, you get extra).

So, who up for the challenge?

You commie bastard.

Whats the job pay?

I can provide extra services. I can "deal" with any troublesom members you may encounter.

Reminds me. Need a financial advisor, too. You can folow me around and say:

"You made $500 on the NASDAQ this post, guv"

You can pay yourself whatever you like.

Oh, and bonuses for porn in my PM box (get the pun? haha) and for removing unsightly customers.

You can pay yourself whatever you like.


Its about time I got paid for this job.


So if I pay myself, how much will be looking to reimberse me?

You're not here to ask questions! Get to work!

I essentially need someone to follow me around every post I make and quote with and make comments like:

"That's very enlightening"

"You're just like a god, but mortal like the rest of us"

"Oh my God, it's so BIG!" (Errr, theres special restrictions on this one).


Like I don't do that already. (I fixed your spelling of every in my quote of your post, you may like to do it in your own ;))

You're not here to ask questions! Get to work!



Im sorry, I dont work with out some form of an advance.

And I have a habbit of "dealing" with ungratefull employers. :nono:

Im sorry, I dont work with out some form of an advance.

And I have a habbit of "dealing" with ungratefull employers. :nono:
So THAT'S where Igor went.....



Rhys- Moppie and assistant don't go together- before you know it he's taken over your management role, moved into your house and shacked up with your missus :eek:

I would like to see zebrathee and RSX work together...this place would be too hilarious

Moppie, you're being made redundant.

Who would like to apply for the now open financial advisor position?

Well this has been enlightening. :rolleyes:

Too much scarcasm.

You're not the person we're looking for.

(Think of me as AFs Donald Trump).

Moppie: YOU'RE FIRED.

Talking to your hairpeice Donald? :lol:

You can't talk to The Zebra like that!

Bodyguard, bodyguard! Oh fuck, I don't have one yet!

Get out before I buy your family!

Now which ones were the thumbs....let's see....

:thefinger :flipa:

Moppie: YOU'RE FIRED.




http://img12.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Moppie/banzebra.jpg
:evillol: :evillol: :evillol: :evillol: :evillol: :evillol:

http://img12.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Moppie/banzebra.jpg
:evillol: :evillol: :evillol: :evillol: :evillol: :evillol:

I see you haven't lost your touch. :evillol:

I see you haven't lost your touch. :evillol:



You unforunartly sound a bit rusty :disappoin

You unforunartly sound a bit rusty :disappoin

An unfortunate side effect to AF withdrawal. Just give me some time, I will be in your good graces again and eveyone elses nightmares.

I will be in your good graces again


Its good to know you know where you stand :smokin:

Don't worry about being a little slow, I can understand your lack of practice.

Warren and I will go easy on you for a bit, see if we can set up some easy opertunitys for you to get some practice in :loser:

Warren and I will go easy on you for a bit, see if we can set up some easy opertunitys for you to get some practice in :loser:

With you two, this should be a breeze.

You can't ban The Zebra! You're still fired!

zebra, u need an assasin to "take care of" those high profile threats to u like (cough) mods /wink

Yes, but I can't publicly advertise for a Asassin now, can I? ;)

Yes, but I can't publicly advertise for a Asassin now, can I? ;)
we'll keep this to the pm's so "they" wont know /grin

No need to get asassy about this.

zebra, u need an assasin to "take care of" those high profile threats to u like (cough) mods /wink



You don't mess with the family.

http://img12.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Moppie/baning.jpg
:disappoin :disappoin :disappoin

Yes, but I can't publicly advertise for a Asassin now, can I? ;)

That is ingenious!!! :thumbsup:

screw it... I'll be the assassin for free... but I'm killing zebra

What? Fuck me, just because I'm the most powerfull man on AF and have the choice of hiring or firing, suddenly makes me a target?

This is just fucked up.

What? Fuck me, just because I'm the most powerfull man on AF and have the choice of hiring or firing, suddenly makes me a target?

This is just fucked up.
Shut up and get into my cross-hair.

I figure, since you Italianos can't shoot for shit anyway, I'd be best off right in front of your gun. :D

I figure, since you Italianos can't shoot for shit anyway, I'd be best off right in front of your gun. :D
To attack my sniping skills is to attack yours
















My fellow Kiwi :p

What? Fuck me, just because I'm the most powerfull man on AF


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

http://img12.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Moppie/bannedbitch.jpg

Don't fuck with the family.

You're all FIRED!

You're all FIRED!


wanna get banned? :evillol: :evillol:

It's already been done! You're unoriginal!

You're unoriginal!


and your still a peon. :disappoin :disappoin :disappoin :evillol:

I don't understand you!

:gives:

:gives:
:1: :1: :1:

So, will it be a combination or pad lock?

I don't understand you!


It's called "worthless, pointless thread" and I can't beleive you're still here.

Easilly fixed though. Unlike Moppie I won't post pictures, the title under your name is enough :naughty:

Regards,

Silent Death :evillol:

Lol.

OMG!!!! This is still going????

Is it?