hhey everyone!!

bloddy hell my legg hurts!! I Went to CAnada dAy cebelerations tonigth and had a barbeebque and tjen fell,.,. mymyy leg is fucvking scarpedd and blooddy :banghead: picss soon wjem o can finfd my cramara :icon16:

Drinking doesn't cause you to lose balance and fall, does it? Just a question.

Anyways, have fun and I hope I get smashed during my Indendence Day celebrations on the 4th. :icon16:

Take note people! This is a piss post RIGHT PROPUH!

Let's check the score!

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Toksin/pissscore.jpg
Good effort mate!

:cheers:

I dunno how you guys even manage to turn on the computer after a night of getting drunk..

We don't it's already on

We don't it's already on :lol:

You can say that twice!

that twice

Take note people! This is a piss post RIGHT PROPUH!

Let's check the score!




:cheers:

WTF? :screwy:

Been drinking again mate :loser:

Toksin, you should add 'Anticipated physical injury' to that list, as well...

Bllldy sccreaped legg!

kinda weird when you can understand the drunk's every word

Don't I get bonus points for injuring myself?

I was walking home when I slipped and shaved my leg with a 65 blade granite razor...

cramara

:uhoh:

Don't I get bonus points for injuring myself?

I was walking home when I slipped and shaved my leg with a 65 blade granite razor...
Should've used shaving cream.

Being drunk kicks ass! And it's not so bad to hurt yourself when you are trashed because you don't feel the pain until the next day!! :loser:

:lol2: :lol2:

this is a genuine piss thread

:lol2: :lol2:

this is a genuine piss thread
I'm not sure what compels people to create a new thread, but it sure tastes good.

all i can say is that i hope that i don't get this drunk to make up a crazy ass thread:grinno:

iam tnot going to amke t athread, i'lal just po ti in his athat he alreayd started caise i'am drunkm now too!!!!!!!!!!!!

:p :p :loser:

i lobre you jimmy ai love htyou jimmy!! i wiN!

Brian wins.

fuck you all!!1


go the bpiss threeasd!!!!

do pssii thread ownz gooo!!!!

psst, im not really fdrunk!. ;)

;)


wink.

alcohol 0wnz moppie :lol:

Brian wins.

Where's the nonsensicle title? It looks like a tie to me.

Anywho, due to lack of popular demand, I shall now post a picture of my leg. On a side note, I am now the first person to keep a promise made while pissed. :p

http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0703/Kirtan/leg.jpg

Nice socks man!

The bar has been raised. Piss threads will now seem weak and/or incomplete without proof of injury. Excellent!

That looks like it would have hurt had he not been drunk.

That looks like it would have hurt had he not been drunk.



It looks like it still hurts now! :eek:




I have no injuries to post, just 3 empty bottles of wine :icon16:

It looks like it still hurts now! :eek:




I have no injuries to post, just 3 empty bottles of wine :icon16:
It feels fine right now. When I first cut it my skin was all red and purple from the bruising, but now it is just scabs. Still, I should have a 'fun' time when I go SCUBA diving in a couple of days.

Still, I should have a 'fun' time when I go SCUBA diving in a couple of days.


Getting into the wet suit could be fun, but it will be ok once your in the water.
Salt water is very good for wounds.

Salt water is very good for wounds.

I didn't know that! Of course coming from the central north of the US we don't see much salt water.

Of course coming from the central north of the US we don't see much salt water.


And now you can't get away from it!

We always used to take any plaster off when we went swimming as kids, and any cuts and scratchs etc always healed better.

If you ever get a cut or something in your mouth the doctor will make you gargle salt water to help it heal as well.


I think it was something picked up on during WWII. When saliors who were rescued from the water after thier ship had been sunk would recover from thier injuries faster than those who had been rescued from life boats.

And now you can't get away from it!

We always used to take any plaster off when we went swimming as kids, and any cuts and scratchs etc always healed better.

If you ever get a cut or something in your mouth the doctor will make you gargle salt water to help it heal as well.


I think it was something picked up on during WWII. When saliors who were rescued from the water after thier ship had been sunk would recover from thier injuries faster than those who had been rescued from life boats.


Ah true. Ok I'll remember that then.

I wonder if the blood will attract sharks?

I wonder if the blood will attract sharks?

I imagine it would! So maybe not going in when bleeding would be the otpimal choice.

Sharks? Highly unlikley in NZ.

A shark attack/piss post would make history. Do it.

Sharks? Highly unlikley in NZ.

There are actually a lot of sharks around NZ, just not many attacks. One has to remember the nearly 1 ton Great white snared off of Wihikie Island not too long ago.

Yes, around. Not actually in the harbours. They do, but it's very very rare.

No one said anything about scuba diving with a bleeding cut in NZ.

Unfortunately I have given up drinking after the last round of grevious bodily harm I caused myself. I've been sticking to my word for 9 whole days now!!!!!! :eek:

Shark attack/piss post?! There's a thread to bookmark!

I would be more than happy to go diving in NZ, so long as I do not have to pay to get there. Who's in the mood to sponser my trip? :naughty:

No one said anything about scuba diving with a bleeding cut in NZ.

So what?