Swiming in the shallow end of the gene pool
Hyatus
07-02-2004, 12:10 AM
http://home.cfl.rr.com/realtruth/Dummys.htm
After working in grocery stores for years I thought I had seen it all. Until going to a store in an upscale suburb.The day after Thanksgiving a woman walks up to me and demands a refund on her turkey,it seems that after taking the plastic off she and her children were so upset by finding the plastic bullet(the pop up timer)used to kill the bird they couldn't eat Thanksgiving dinner.
Because of my love of organic gardening, I decided to try a new and safe approach to the nasty corn worms I get in my home garden each year.I read in one of my books that if I put a drop of mineral oil on the tips of the ears that worms wouldn't eat my corn. When I told my wife about this new idea she said " How do you know where their ears are " she thought I was going to put it on the worms ears.......by the way, she's a blond.
http://home.cfl.rr.com/realtruth/Urban%20Legends.htm
After working in grocery stores for years I thought I had seen it all. Until going to a store in an upscale suburb.The day after Thanksgiving a woman walks up to me and demands a refund on her turkey,it seems that after taking the plastic off she and her children were so upset by finding the plastic bullet(the pop up timer)used to kill the bird they couldn't eat Thanksgiving dinner.
Because of my love of organic gardening, I decided to try a new and safe approach to the nasty corn worms I get in my home garden each year.I read in one of my books that if I put a drop of mineral oil on the tips of the ears that worms wouldn't eat my corn. When I told my wife about this new idea she said " How do you know where their ears are " she thought I was going to put it on the worms ears.......by the way, she's a blond.
http://home.cfl.rr.com/realtruth/Urban%20Legends.htm
Oz
07-02-2004, 12:13 AM
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