E46 325i v ES300

My friend got the K&N for his ES300 (TYPE-R!!!) today, and wanted to run against me and see how it went. We ran once a while back when it was stock, and I walked on him twice. So, we decide that, after leaveing the Acura dealership (looking for used Tegs), we would run a quick go or two and see how it goes.

However, between 20W, 360N, and a little bit of Airport Freeway, we cant get any open space. We finally jump on an access road that will actually take us in the direction we want to go, and use it for the roll. We start at 35, counted to three, and we go. I beat him in third (length an half), and pull off at around 110 (in fourth). Since he is my friend, I was gonna give him a look, and take it up to 120, but wih a merge comming up, and people actually getting off the merge, I think much better of it. However, unlike last time, I didn't walk on him. Maybe it was me, maybe it was the K&N? Anyways, fun none the less, looking forward to when I get my intake, see how it goes then.

dude his es300 type R should be in the low 12s right?

Yeah, with the Type R stickers taht get at least 300hp a piece...and the NOS stickers

Yeah, with the Type R stickers taht get at least 300hp a piece...and the NOS stickers
did he really put these stickers on his es? if so, that is soo sad

Yes, he really did, and its actually quite funny, I'll try to get a pic of it for ya

please post pics and provide mailing address where we can all send hate mail for the stuipd shit he does.
Thanks :thumbsup:

please post pics and provide mailing address where we can all send hate mail for the stuipd shit he does.
Thanks :thumbsup:
or better yet just send em here for a tongue lashing

type r stickers on lexus = not funny

If he was REALLY mad jdm tyte y0. He would've put L-Sportline stickers on his car. L-Tuned = teh winarrr!!!!

You and your friend must got some money, those are nice rides. Post some pics of your car too.

Ok, I'll try to get some pics up soon. My friend has some of where he ripped out the interior of his car to shed weight, and I'll ge one of the type R stickers. If you dont mind waiting, I can put some of mine up after A) I get it cleaned (been raining all damn week), and install the CAI (Caronio CFCAI), which should be around the end of the month, maybe a bit sooner (I'm ordering it on the 15th=payday)

please slug him in the stomach and while he's keeled over on the ground scream "YOU DRIVE A FUCKIN 4 DOOR LUXURY SEDAN, STOP TRYIN TO MAKE IT FAST!". Then for good measure, take a shit on his hood.

On second thought, he'll probably get a feeling much worse than a good gut punch when he tries to sell the car in a couple years... A low level lexus with stickers all over it and no interior? Who the hell is gonna buy that??? Oh wait... ricers. Damn.

Dude, its a fucking joke to make fun of Ricers, calm down. He's in the process of buying a REAL Type R 'Teg right now. Christ dude, breath. And actually, the intereior goes in and out pretty easily, just a few bolts holding the seats, so he can put it back in. He's as anti rice as I am. Now then, go breath, or to quote one of my more favorite prank calls-Chill out and take a quelude.

Know then, for all of you who understand this is a joke, we're getting the pictures ready of his car, and we'll get one of the Type R stickers, and put them up here.

I was joking too... christ dude.

Sure coulda fooled me

And obviously did!
Its cool, u fooled me, I thought he was serious. Several others seemed to be as well.