Short jokes

A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?

MAN: No, I! work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.


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What is the difference between a macho's tie and a tail of cow?
Answer: The tail of cow completely hides the asshole which is behind.


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Tampons walking along on the street!!! Which one of them says HI!!??
None, cos they are all stuck up CUNTS

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What is the common point between a woman and a hurricane?
Answer: When that comes, it's hot and wet. When that go away, it's with your house and your car.

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What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?

Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you
pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.

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I can see some grief coming but :rofl:

:lol::lol::lol:

bahahahhaha :lol:

Funny :lol: :lol:

hahaha SO BAD!!! :rofl:

meh

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meh, also.

i liked em :rofl:

One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames.

The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the Fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65.
To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Norwegians, passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant ....and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.

The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Norske firefighters.

The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief,
"da furst thing vedo is fix da brakes on dat foocking truck!"



Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.

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God I feel like I'm living here....

its because you are living here raz haha

Haha, those are pretty funny!

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies??

i don't have a ferrari in my garage!



what has two legs and bleeds profusely??

half a cat!

^ booooo... :grinno:

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies??

i don't have a ferrari in my garage!



what has two legs and bleeds profusely??

half a cat!
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:spit: lol at the first jokes. the rest i've heard before.