Sexy Race!!!

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sorry, seems like your cars gonna have to take blue balls for the night. Woulda been Dead sexy race!

Most people that I see driving Porsches are seniors.

Most people that I see driving Porsches are seniors.


Which is usually the only people who can afford them. Unless you live in SoCal or AZ...

Seriously I know what you mean!

Old people in Ferraris too. I was in Las Vegas and saw an old man wheeling an old lady in a wheel chair across this parking lot. He stopped next to a Ferrari (forget what kind now, it's been about 8 years) he helped this old gal into the passenger seat. Then went to the driver side, moved his seat up, folded the wheel chair and tucked it in behind. Then he got in and drove off....these two old seniors in a Ferrari. I thought it was hilarious!

yeah yesterday on my way home i see a porche in front of a viper and i pull up and none of them budged. that would have been fun

ooooooooooohhhhhhhh viper major sex status, I wouldnt mind having a porsche too

Man, know what gets me?


Is the sports cars I see in handicap parking spots. If you can drive a WRX STi, Porsche 996 Turbo, Corvette Z06 and other cars of the like... then you are not handicapped.

Or at least, you do not deserve the close up parking spots. Cause if you can drive some of those cars around and get out of the tight seating positions... then you can walk the extra distance you lazy farker. :mad:

/\ :screwy: I have never seen a sports car in a handicapped spot! But if I did, Id wait to see if they even have a handicap person with them


I've seen it on several occasions. I suppose the owner could be chauffering around a handicapped person. But these cars I saw had the official Handicap license plate and the placard hangin from the rear-view.

:sly:

Is that legal? Say you chauffer a handicap person around most of your time, but one day, you drive by yourself and take up the handicap parking. If I saw that person walk out of the mall and in the car withou any handicap person in it, do I have the right to MAKE him handicap?

I would, by repeatedly showing them the front of my car... :lol:



on a side note, a glorious thing here is the new "expecting mothers" parking space which is right after the handicap spots. They are courtesey spots which I like to take advantage of :evillol:

I wonder if this excuse would work: "But my mother is expecting me back at home!" to the officer as he writes the ticket :iceslolan

actually, it's not illegal to park there...like I said, it's courtesy. So you don't have to if you don't want to
Expecting mothers have no place in the mall anways, they should stay home and wait till niagra falls is happening in between they legs


Ahh gotcha...


Yeah, they're probably the reason why there's always a clean up on Isle 3 at the Supermarket. :lol:

haha...you guys are crazy!

THat must've been sexy