Quick help

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hire a hit man to finish the job quietly :devil:

call him and tell him you need a ride to the party cause your car broke down and when he meets you wherever bring out the blunt weapon of your choice and smash his ribs in.

^ ohhh, my idea is SO much better


:lol:

First of all, you need to find out who she thinks is better in bed. If it's him...he dies.

we, men, are pigs hungry for sex. beat the shit out of her first. don't make a scene at the party, that is not fair to the graduate. it is his/her time for joy.

Nice to see we have some voices of reason here.

hey, what ever happens. there will be violence. lets just come up with some cool ways to kick there ass. Tie them to an ant hill and pour gasoline on them then pee on there face and lite fire to the rest of them. put them out after a while and then tell them why u did it, then walk away and let them think about it. word. what ever u do brother try not to involve the cops they suck and never take a guys side to the story. peace

Doesnt have to come to violence...

Does too!

Nah, don't hit him. Don't even let him know you know. The relationship is done with the girlfriend, right? Nows the time to see how kinky she is, what's the worst that can happen? She'll leave you, oh well.

Leave the girl, give the guy a bit of a "visit" to let him know how you feel about his betrayal. You don't step on another man's toes.

(Just don't hit the girl, just get rid of her)

Wonder how your friend would feel about having to pay for 4+ new tyres at once if something were to mysteriously happen to them?

screw the tires crawl under and drain his oil in the night, maybe he'll have engine problems on his way to work in the morning:evillol:.

^^ Call. Drain the coolant too.

your friend isn't worth it and neithers the girl. forget em both. no pointing dwelling on things you can't change.

Advertise his car for sale and her "services"

Man, don't even worry about it. Seriously

Women are like transit buses. If this one doesn't take you where you want to go, get off, and wait around, another one will be along presently.

And thats about it.

Go out, have fun, live well. That is guaranteed to piss off an ex, more than anything else you can do. There are people that would argue that, but from what I have seen, it is a proven tactic.

Good Luck

dude beat the shit out of him!!! not in the party though, but outside and far away from it, you dont want to be a party pooper, but yeah, FUCK HIM UP!!! and the girl, dont talk to her at all, she aint worth it, dont waste ur time on saying non, its gonna kill her if you do that, trust me. If she calls, just be like " I think you got the wrong number" nice and friendly, this will piss her off and kill her inside!!! but about your so cal friend...KICK HIS MOFO ASS!!!

Pind's got it down but ya know, people should really look elsewhere for advice than AF. We're goin' to get someone in jail! :grinno:

As for the guy though, um, beat the shit out of him! :evillol:

Have breakup sex with your girl. The following line should be used at least once:
"WHOOPS, wrong hole! Sorry about that."

Then go out with your buddy, drink on his dollar all night, tell him he's a cunt and go home.

:evillol: :cheers:

woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm surprised he had the balls to kick out your fogs after you mashed his face. I thought the croquet mallet thing was going in a far more violent direction...but knocking on the hood was a nice touch. Ironically, you may have inadvertently improved the looks of his Miata in doing so...
In conclusion, violence is wrong :lol:

^^ miata?

well, the friend is taken care of, now, the cheating gf. if she hasnt heard about it, and calls you, ask her why she called you. if she replies because I wanted to talk to you, or because I love you, reply back "shouldnt you call (friend)? I mean, you did fuck him, so the decent thing to do would be to at least call him" and see what her reply is. but forget about her. Why waste your time with someone who obviously has no care what so ever for your feelings. I understand if your pissed or it hurts, but dwelling on her will only make it worse. hang out with your true friends, enjoy your new found freedom, and have fun. the true one will come around when you truly arent looking.

^^ miata?

Oops...freudian slip. Must want to see Miatas get smashed with mallets. :uhoh:

Miatas...Del Sols, what's the diff?

Nice job, but the gut did have guts for kickin' ur fog lights in...

The Girl, don't worry about it

Ok here's what ended up happening. I rolled up to the party and the guy was standing at the end of my friend driveway talk to my friend's sister (county cop) so I didn't do anything right away. He said "Hi" I just kept walking. He ended up leaving with a friend to go to another party for a lil' bit but left his Del Sol. Me and a friend decided we'd take his targa roof and hide it. When he got back he noticed and was pissed...he came straight to me and asked where his roof was at. I just looked right at him and walked accross the street to another friend's yard and he followed and so did a large group of people. He asked again where his roof was at and I told him I lost it. He flipped out and got in his car and tried his best to drive away fast. We then went and got his roof and threw it out in the yard and waited for him to come back.
When he got back he went to grab his roof and I went out there to meet him. By this time it was about 10:30 pm so it was a little dark and most of the cops had left. When I got there he asked why I was so pissed off at him. I just looked at him and asked him if he had anything he needed to tell me. He said no, then I asked him again. His eyes got really really big and at that point I decked him in the face and proceded to rearange his face and ribs. It took 4 of my best friends to pull me off of him and when I got off of him he got up, walked straight to my car and kicked my fog lights out. At that point I grabbed a croquet (sp?) hammer thing and walked to his car and dented his hood. Then I walked away and he got in his car and left. I had an exciting night.
you da mannnnnnnn,and i didn't have to give you any advice. :smile:

damn im suprised, i'd never have thought it would have gotten to the point of you kicking his ass. Like i expected peopel to give advice liek that but i didnt thikn you'd actually take it. Good job, im impressed ;)

Pfft. Revenge is dish best served cold. You want to stay just under his insurance excess too. One month, he loses all his tyres. The next, his targa top. The next, his radiator gets a hole in it. Then his new tyres get fucked up again. Etc. ;)

excellent best news i heard in a while great job bro