oral bad?

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0504/oralsex.html
My next avatar?
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0504/tonguepic.jpg

Hey! That's my church!!

Creation research indicates that Satan is using the human tongue to infiltrate the soul by way of the vagina, anus, and hole in the tip of the penis (enormous penises have bigger holes, allowing for a greater number of demons to gain entrance, which is why black men commit so much crime).
:wtf: Freaks.

Follow some of the links.

FYI.....it is a joke page.

There's just so many things wrong with that whole site.. :screwy:

So, young ladies need to wipe the semen from their chins and get right with the Lord! And young men, the only crack your nose needs to be in is the open crack of the Holy Bible!

:nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:

If you haven't already, click the link that says Women. She be hideous.

And what is it with them and demons in thier orifices?? :banghead:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/colon.html

FYI.....it is a joke page.
...Satire? Follow more of the links. There is a review of the new movie, "The Passion of Christ II...The Payback of Christ"http://www.landoverbaptist.org/paybackfront.jpg
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/FLATSIDESLICES/images/guncamp2.jpghttp://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0703/guncamppic.jpg]
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0703/biblecamp.html

Stupid site
Idiotic avatar
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= Childish!

Hey! That's my church!!


bwahaha, I love your avatar! :evillol:

I agree...current avatar much more disturbing and therefore funnier.

So, young ladies need to wipe the semen from their chins and get right with the Lord!

How funny is that quote!!!
Mabee I should put this in my signature.....

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

This is even better than our local "touching women for christ" Christian ministry. (Yes, that one is REAL!)

Just nothing to say. Just shaking my head at this thread and the site.

I for one am definately signing my son up for the Kids Gun Camp when he's old enough!!

:eek7:this better be a satire, or they really need some help

Stupid site
Idiotic avatar
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= Childish!Yes, I can see from the level and depth of the subjects covered in your avatar, as well as that clever user name, that you are in fact, much more mature than all of us on this board.

Take your avatar for instance. Either you are following the works of Andy Worhol with his minimalist take on many items from daily life. He chose soup cans. You picked open space and colored it blue, just perfectly, so it blends with its background giving the impression of space and only space. I believe you are inferring to perhaps the futility of complex images in a evolving society, Or perhaps it is a statement on modern times where less is more.

Your personal take of a username is a perfect choice on the ills of society, takling such subjects a cross gender hermaphrodites, gun control, adultry, and governmental corruption all in two tiny words. Steinbeck wrote entire books to convey what you so ingeniously pulled off in two litte words.

And lastly, your beautiful signature line. Tackling the evolving rate of modern communication, the push of iconic images to futher ones status, and the evolution of a new working class.

Classic. If only the other readers could see how clever you are. We would all be better people for it.

^Oh my, Replicant couldn't have said it better! :rofl:

^^ :owned: Rock on Matada...