Great way to pick up chicks

This is my genius idea...

Go to a 24-hour GM test drive dealer and get either a Cadillac Escalade or XLR for the overnight test drive. Take it out that night to pick up girls, and I know a lot of chicks dig those cars. Have fun for the night, and then return the car in the morning.

Even better, buy any other car after that and I believe GM pays you $250 for not buying their car.

The first part works, right? I'm using this idea for prom next year. GO ME!

Oh my! What's sad is that if you're good enough, you can pull it off. I did, kind of. I borrowed a car once and picked up a girl, spent the day with her...yeah...then returned it. But that was a little on the illegal side... *averts eyes*

This is my genius idea...

I'm using this idea for prom next year. GO ME!


You dork!!
I think you have to be 21 though, mabee have your mom to get the Escalade for you !! :biggrin:

Neat idea!! I just pissed off my dad about cars and now I won't have a my own car for a while. I should try that now. Go there everyday and try out a car. I never thought of that.

its like a free rental....

pick up a vette and goto the track :D

while visions of "jackass" danced in my head.

while visions of "jackass" danced in my head.


Hahaha, I know.
I can only imagine the crazy ideas going through everyone's brains right now.
Hmmm, wonder what I can get away with.......???

Why would you want to date a shallow bitch who only likes you for your car anyway?

/\ That's so funny....also, Karen, what is the obsession with changing fonts for every post?

Why would you want to date a shallow bitch who only likes you for your car anyway?
who said he wanted to date her?

Just take taranaki's advice

#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


:rofl:

Karen, what is the obsession with changing fonts for every post?

Guess I'm just bored.........trying to "mix it up" a bit
Sorry :disappoin

Nohing to be sorry about, just weird, havent seen someone do that for the whole time I was here (not very long). Anyways, it's unique, I like...:thumbsup:

Having worked in a dealership I can't imagine a dealership falling for anything quite that lame. Free rental? Yeah right. Genius idea? Not quite.

Oh my, I haven't had that much boredom in awhile

I should start! :D

sorry to say but your little idea wont work... first of all you need to be 18 (not saying you arent) and you have to apply for a loan and have it ready so if something happens to the car overnight then they just take the loan and say... hey you just bought it! and getting a loan for an Escalade takes either a co-signer with perfect credit or you need a really good job + big down payment and excellent credit cause your looking at close to $1000 a month for a 5 year car loan on a $45000 car/suv!

LOL, or you can just rent a limo :dunno:

damn you guys.... you are ruining my little dream here.

dont get all reality 'n' shit on me now!!!

:D :D :D

If you think it's a free rental, then give me your address, so I can come and laugh at you.

Firstly, most dealers can spot BS a mile off, hell they probably tried to do the same thing before selling thier souls and becoming salesmen. Secondly, you must be 21, must apply for a loan, amongst other hiccups.


Sorry.

yea I think the kids dream has been crushed enough....just rent the caddilac

Theoretically, if the date went well enough, she'll want to know what happened to your escelade. Your first option is to tell the truth and be shown up for the loser that you are. The second option is to lie and base all further relations with said female on a lie.

Yeah, brilliance at work.

Theoretically, if the date went well enough, she'll want to know what happened to your escelade. Your first option is to tell the truth and be shown up for the loser that you are. The second option is to lie and base all further relations with said female on a lie.

Yeah, brilliance at work.

Mabee he just wants to "score" :naughty:

Mabee he just wants to "score" :naughty:
My guess (given the level of brilliance exhibited) is that he'd need more than a cool car to score.

ouch!

at least karen's supportive *tear* :lol:

i like this idea :1:

:thumbsup:

Then, on the second date (when she thinks youre cool), you pick her up in your 1982 Ford Tempo with the cracked windshield. :lol:

"Oh, baby...Escalade's in the shop....get in...no, you gotta jiggle the handle a little...just...no, just crawl in through the window..."