It's official, Honda has V-TECH, not VTEC

From the official aussie Honda Odyssey website http://www.honda.com.au/odyssey/odyssey/selection.htm

Load it up and look carefully at the background image:

Here's a screen dump that one of the guys on Ozhonda did just before the car overlays the background - you can only just see the top of the text, but it sure ain't VTEC :D :

http://www.intermx.com.au/honda.jpg

Did any other country get the Odyssey - and are their websites the same? ;)

Fucking noobs :loser: :evillol: :loser:

Your argument is based on pure assumptions based on half of a really undetailed picture? :gives:

Atleast they spelled it right...
http://www.honda.com.au/odyssey/odyssey/specifications/powertrain.htm
Clearly typed: i-VTEC..

Your argument is based on pure assumptions based on half of a really undetailed picture? :gives:

Atleast they spelled it right...
http://www.honda.com.au/odyssey/odyssey/specifications/powertrain.htm
Clearly typed: i-VTEC..

Do the words "Fuck off wanker" mean anything to you?

You must be a complete tosser to think that I don't know which one is correct - especially if you go look at my first post in the stickied FAQ in this forum.

Go develop a sense of humour, then post :loser:

Do the words "Fuck off wanker" mean anything to you?

You must be a complete tosser to think that I don't know which one is correct - especially if you go look at my first post in the stickied FAQ in this forum.

Go develop a sense of humour, then post :loser:

Sorry if it hurts your feelings so badly. :gives:

WTF thats a Honda website?

Some people need the shit smacked out of them.
*Leaves to drive around agrily hitting VTECH*

Funnier than that it should say "I-VTEC" its not even v-tec.

this is the US' offical site for that POS http://www.hondacars.com/models/model_overview.asp?ModelName=Odyssey

It probably says V TECII, but no one will really know.

Sorry if it hurts your feelings so badly. :gives:
STFU noob

Your argument is based on pure assumptions based on half of a really undetailed picture? :gives:

Atleast they spelled it right...
http://www.honda.com.au/odyssey/odyssey/specifications/powertrain.htm
Clearly typed: i-VTEC..

You need to show some respect noob.

Who the heck cares what it's spelled like? Most of us here have better things to argue about

Who the heck cares what it's spelled like? Most of us here have better things to argue about

Like that post?! :dunno:

bah! don't waste your time on those who don't get it old timer.

i get it, i find it funny...that is all that matters :bigthumb:

moppie would get it, but he's too cool for our school :icon16:

Posted by CivicSpoon - 06-25-2004 at 11:55 PM
It probably says V TECII, but no one will really know.

why would it say V-TEC II it has a DOHC I-Vtec?

i found it funny, but someone should smach the person who did that... if that is what it says.... V-TECH...shame... :icon16:

omg that is some funny stuff ... man did that guy bother to see that someone has 4k post more then him and all ... i mean its not like those of us who have had to deal with this before dont mind hearing a good ol joke about it once in a while ...

anyways i think it was hilarious and would love to see another screanie with the whole word though so i could share it with the world.

why would it say V-TEC II it has a DOHC I-Vtec?
Because it's the second generation of vtec; first was vtec then came i-vtec. It's not like i work for honda of japan or anything it was just a guess, just like the guess that the site says V-TECH; there's no way to know unless you asked the webmaster of the site. :rolleyes:

*sigh* humour :?

Fuck there are some retards on here (and I mean this in the nicest possible way ;) )

Specifically icE_x (can I please say "STFU noob" or even "fuck off noob"? :D )

As for 96Civ I think one of the guys on Ozhonda summed it up nicely when he said "wow, that 96civ guy is a fucking tosser! " Another noob with delusions of grandeur ;)

I know I can be contraversial, but hell, I think the responses from those that think this was a serious debate are funnier than the original post :D:D:D

*sigh* humour :?

Fuck there are some retards on here (and I mean this in the nicest possible way ;) )

Specifically icE_x (can I please say "STFU noob" or even "fuck off noob"? :D )

As for 96Civ I think one of the guys on Ozhonda summed it up nicely when he said "wow, that 96civ guy is a fucking tosser! " Another noob with delusions of grandeur ;)

I know I can be contraversial, but hell, I think the responses from those that think this was a serious debate are funnier than the original post :D:D:D


i think u forgot the word Wanker somewhere in there ;) hehe


hmm, sure would be nice to know exactly what it says tho, if u magnify it maybe it will reveal more? :screwy:

Man, you gotta end all that with:

Cheers. :)

v-tech is not even that funny. "LiKE Omgz, I thINkk daT Noewb SaID V-TeCH" :gay:

"Oh NO, CiV Doeznt thiwnk it twaz fuhnny.. what teh newb."
http://216.193.210.40/cm/forums/images/smilies/uglyhammer.gif

Oh, I have an idea! How about you all go play grab ass with one another since you all enjoy eachother soo much.

If it makes you ladies feel any better, you can keep posting BS.
:gives:

I really dont care.

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v-tech is not even that funny. "LiKE Omgz, I thINkk daT Noewb SaID V-TeCH" :gay:

"Oh NO, CiV Doeznt thiwnk it twaz fuhnny.. what teh newb."
http://216.193.210.40/cm/forums/images/smilies/uglyhammer.gif

Oh, I have an idea! How about you all go play grab ass with one another since you all enjoy eachother soo much.

If it makes you ladies feel any better, you can keep posting BS.
:gives:

I really dont care.

Last Post.

Good - fuck off and keep it that way thx :loser: :evillol: :loser: It's pretty obvious you are a minority here. Ah well, guess being a wanker is a way of life for you :D

There you go 1phatCX... term "wanker" used

seriously 96civ, if you don't find it funny then why bother coming in here to rain on the parade? if you don't care what is being said then why reply?

i generally don't say much on this subject because anybody is free to say what they want, but really....haven't you ever heard: if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all

the war of words is over. i'm about to warm up the "remove post" button :bigthumb:

Good - fuck off and keep it that way thx :loser: :evillol: :loser: It's pretty obvious you are a minority here. Ah well, guess being a wanker is a way of life for you :D

There you go 1phatCX... term "wanker" used


WOOOOO HOOO!!!
but now u dissapointed Siz because u didnt say cheers ;) lol

Doh... ooops.

I was posting at about 2am my time, my bad
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cheers ;)

Doh... ooops.

I was posting at about 2am my time, my bad
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cheers ;)


awesome, what time is it now? its 6 pm here :D

8.02am ... and I'm late for work...

cheers

awesome, time differences amaze me :) wow.... just realized, its monday there too! :D can u get me the winning lottery numbers for tommorow? ;) hehe

:loser:

he doesn't have canadian lotto

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Going to go make a new screen name since you made such an ass out of yourself?

Im just wondering but why would it be V-TECH when what it stands for doesnt have a "H" in it lol

Oh, I have an idea! How about you all go play grab ass with one another since you all enjoy eachother soo much.

Hmm grab ass sounds kinda fun do we have to have clothes on or not 96Civ please let us know since you seem to have a good grasp on ass.

hahahaha what a funny thread,

i love my Vtech though, its like a small turbo when you hit it, dont u think Setanta????

noobies can be oh so gay sometimes, if the "Vtech" subject wasnt that interesting then why did he go on the thread so much, little gay boy

cheers

Jim

:loser:

he doesn't have canadian lotto


lol damn! i wanna win the lottery :( hehehehe

why would it v-tech if v.t.e.c stands for Variable valve timing,Electronic,Control=.v.t.e.c duuuuh!

why would it v-tech if v.t.e.c stands for Variable valve timing,Electronic,Control=.v.t.e.c duuuuh!


didnt u get the memo?? its now.... Variable valve timing Electronically Controled Honda

Nah, it stands for:
"Variable-Valve Timing Electronic-Lift Control Hamsterisation"

http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wMzI0NDk5NnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE%3D.jpg

lmao , what engine actually is that ??

just took a look at it. looks like they've changed it back to VTEC. :grinno:

I refreshed and didnt see those two lines on the actual website

just took a look at it. looks like they've changed it back to VTEC. :grinno:
http://www.4thgenerationcivic.com/images/owned.jpg

Did it ever say v-tech?

Originally Posted by az17xscrub
just took a look at it. looks like they've changed it back to VTEC.
Posted by lamehonda
Did it ever say v-tech?
it look's like it said v-tecH ... but now it is v-tec so i guess someone at honda got slapped... :biggrin2: :slap: :grinno: (lmao)
i guess we will never know for sure....

it look's like it said v-tecH ... but now it is v-tec so i guess someone at honda got slapped... :biggrin2: :slap: :grinno: (lmao)
i guess we will never know for sure....

or did someone photoshop his pic as a joke?

it was on the sight for a while i did go to it and it looks just like the pic on page 1... now it looked like v-tec

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=250072

/me giggles - one more humourless fish biting :D

HAHA.. If people only fucking knew.

Some 16 year old kid is going to teach you a thing or two Pete! :rofl:

listen....look at your motor(for the cool ones with the brains to use vtec or are getting vtec real soon) setanta is a fucking retard.....how about look at your vtec motor! oh setanta probaly dont have a vtec motor....he says he has a SiR,and its a fact that SiR's came with B16's,and as far as i know they have vtec. so for you who believe him are the "fucking wankers".Ya Heard! lmfao

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=250072

/me giggles - one more humourless fish biting :D


my god thats SAD!
and damn, they did change the site, damn!!!!! that was funny, so i guess the ones who said it was an H were right and the ones who said it was VtecII or wutever were wrong lol ;) :p ah well fun while it lasted



oh and for the noob, didnt u know? SiRs came with a d15b2, NOT a b16 ;) so take it easy on the poor deprived setanta ;)



(and if ppl think i'm serious then yeesh, get a life!)

lmfao...i like that guy!!! oh by the way whats a noob?

:sly: noob = newbie, n00b, not to be confused with knob altho some ppl act like it, its someone whos new and doesnt know much :eek7:

im new to automotiveforums,thats all...iv been messin with 4g's since my grandpa got a brand new one in 1990/civic DX....he was a clutch burner and a bad shifter.so iv helped change about 20-25 trannys(total).and my cousin killed many many motors and trannys.iv only owned two myself and still never needed to change mine yet.so only my name says newbie,not in real life.

im new to automotiveforums,thats all...iv been messin with 4g's since my grandpa got a brand new one in 1990/civic DX....he was a clutch burner and a bad shifter.so iv helped change about 20-25 trannys(total).and my cousin killed many many motors and trannys.iv only owned two myself and still never needed to change mine yet.so only my name says newbie,not in real life.
LMFAO

??????? did you find a piece of candy in your pocket??????

listen....look at your motor(for the cool ones with the brains to use vtec or are getting vtec real soon) setanta is a fucking retard.....how about look at your vtec motor! oh setanta probaly dont have a vtec motor....he says he has a SiR,and its a fact that SiR's came with B16's,and as far as i know they have vtec. so for you who believe him are the "fucking wankers".Ya Heard! lmfao

for your info, Setanta does have a SiR. he was just trying to lighten up the mood in the forum, get a laugh outta some of us :D

but see, you wouldnt understand, cause your a newb, havent been here long enough to know how we are. Maybe if you play a lil nicer you might last here, but i doubt that.

listen....look at your motor(for the cool ones with the brains to use vtec or are getting vtec real soon) setanta is a fucking retard.....how about look at your vtec motor! oh setanta probaly dont have a vtec motor....he says he has a SiR,and its a fact that SiR's came with B16's,and as far as i know they have vtec. so for you who believe him are the "fucking wankers".Ya Heard! lmfao

mods: please note that this is in no way a 'net-brawl, in fact it is people such as this gentleman who are actually making this funnier. As such, I have no issues with any teeny-angst they throw my way - please don't lock the thread ;) This is fun :D

hazcc280:

http://members.iinet.net.au/~setanta/ef9/sir_vin.jpg

http://members.iinet.net.au/~setanta/ef9/sir_engine.jpg

http://members.iinet.net.au/~setanta/ef9/sirfrontquarter.jpg

http://members.iinet.net.au/~setanta/ef9/sir_rearquarter.jpg

Note that I live in Australia, RHD is a way of life, as are JDM imports. Any questions about my ride, please see my JDM VIN (first pic). Should you wish confirmation of my ride, please visit www.ozhonda.com where any number of Honda enthusiasts who have been on cruises with me will testify that this is indeed my car, including slave who frequents these forums.

Now, unlike you, I haven't been riding around in my grandfathers ED Civic from new, but I've been driving, building and racing Hondas for 18 years now along with other rides and I'm not impressed with your purile attempt at self-ego boosting.

In short, YOU HAVE BEEN OWNED. You're a noobie here and quite frankly, a poor representative of the 4G community. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire :D

Please feel free to post more idiocy, much more ROFLing is needed in these forums :D

Thanks mods... I've done my best to behave and was as nice as I could be and deigned not to make mention of this individuals shortcomings - I didn't make one mention of him being a cock-smoker at all ;)

edit: screwed up the formatting x2

i just loaded it and i saw vtec, no i-vtec or v-tech what the hell is the point of this for post?

*sigh* Read back, they changed the site to read VTEC yesterday. We aren't going to change the thread to suit ;)

WTF is it with the idiots coming out of the woodwork? :D

its been changed now!

and setanta does have a SiR so you shit on your own doorstep there mate

In short, [b]YOU HAVE BEEN OWNED. You're a noobie here and quite frankly, a poor representative of the 4G community. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thats quality newby ownage I think.

setanta i can feel your embarrasment.. plz lock the thread

after the quick correction was made, me thinks honda is spying on us :uhoh: :icon16:

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=250072

/me giggles - one more humourless fish biting :D

damn, you were figured out quite quickly by this one:

:screwy: are you stupid mister???are you just a stupid stupid little man?? read a vtec motor once in your trying to allways be right about everything life.read it,think about it...then reply :screwy:

Primus wrote a song in Setanta's honor:

"Mr. Know-It-All"
They call me mr. knowitall
I will not compromise.
I will not be told what to do.
I shall not step aside.
They call me mr. knowitall
I have no time to waste.
My mouth it spews pure intellect.
And i've such elegant taste.
They call me mr. knowitall.
I sup the aged wine.
Oh i could tell such wonderous tales
If i should find the time.
I must be mr. knowitall
For ideas they come in bounds.
I am mr. knowitall
So spread the word around.
They call me mr. knowitall
I am so eloquent.
Perfection is my middle name
And whatever rhymes with eloquent.