Todays Humerous Effort

Willy, a middle-aged Canadian tourist, visits the red light district of Miami and enters a large brothel. It's only his second time in Miami.

The Madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the prospective client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a
bit, drink a bit and she sits on his lap.

He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!

Seeing this, the Madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit and she sits on his lap. He again whispers in her ear and she screams: "No!" and walks quickly away!

The Madam decides that only the most experienced lady, Lola, would do. Lola looks a bit tired, but there is nothing she hasn't done already and absolutely nothing would surprise her. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams "NO!" louder than the previous two, smacks him as hard as she can and runs away!

Madam is by now, absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She goes over and asks , "What did you want to do, to make them run away like that?"

Willy said: "I just asked if I can pay in Canadian dollars."


EDIT: If you've never tried to pay for anything with Canadian money outside of Canada, you dont know funny it is.

It's true, it's getting to the point of Leno's Enron stock skit yesterday.

Anyways according to our PM, the Canadian Dollar dosen't reflect our economy" Sure.

canadian money blows donkey, errr well u know. Its one of the main reasons i like going to visit my relatives up there, the conversion rate is great for us americans, but then again the rest of the world hates us, so i guess its a trade off

haha, anything that makes fun of Canadians is funny.

Originally posted by Porsche


Anyways according to our PM, the Canadian Dollar dosen't reflect our economy" Sure.

Isn't the whole point of comparing currency values between countries to reflect how the economy is doing? :confused: .

I try not to think about our government. It makes me sick.


Originally posted by Swonder67
haha, anything that makes fun of Canadians is funny.

Ill agree that Canada is not governed all that well, but I still love it here.

Allright here is one, a bit dry-but it is like a second time for me...........

As an on and off Broadway actor ordered a cup of Coffee at a seedy Manhattan restraunt, he spotted a long time rival busing dishes

"My God the first thespain sarcastically drawled "Whats a man with your enormous talent doing slaving in a greasy spoon like this?"

"At least" the second man retorted "I don't eat here"

Hmmm.. I guess this is something of an inside joke, Yogs.. because sadly I've never tried it and therefore I don't get it :(Originally posted by Swonder67
haha, anything that makes fun of Canadians is funny. NOW THIS IS FUNNY!! :ylsuper

Originally posted by JD@af
NOW THIS IS FUNNY!! :ylsuper

Im sure there are just as many reasons to make fun of you Yanks :D

American Joke time (I like Canada and would like to visit there)

After the ark had been three weeks at sea one of Noah's sons came to him with a problem.
"What will we do with all the shit piling up in ther bull's pen?"
"Push it over the side," said Noah.
They did.
And a few thousand years later it was discovered by Christopher Columbus.
:D


Divorce is big in America so when Mickey Mouse filed for divorce from Minnie the judge knocked him back.
"I've read the psychiatrist's report," said the Judge, and you have no grounds to claim your wife is insane."
"I didn't say my wife was insane," protested Mickey, I said she was fucking Goofy!":bloated:

I dont know if i should be laughing or crying at the jokes in here :confused: :confused: :confused:

why?

do you want some more?

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No one will answer.:devil:

that is sad as in not that funny not sad as in:(

A three legged dog walks into a bar in the Wild Wild West and announces "I'm looking for the man who shot my PAW:bloated: :silly2:

Originally posted by primera man
I dont know if i should be laughing or crying at the jokes in here :confused: :confused: :confused:


i'm with you on these jokes :hehehe::cry: