Who invented this

Ok Here is the Question. Who Invented the Computer Mouse?
Just asking a little Trivia.
Who Invented the Toilet?
Who Invented the Car? ( This one may Shock some People)
Who invented" Not tonight dear, I have a head Ache"?

Trivia does not qualify as stress release unless it's asked in an unnaturally violent manner...

who cares!! fuck,piss,cunt!! there i cursed! now anyone know the answers? Im so freakin curious to find out!!

not sure on the mouse

John, or james flushing?

charles duryea?

my ex-wife. ( know that for sure )

toilet - Thomas Crapper

car - Carl Benz

NFI on the rest. Why is this in stress release?

car - Carl Benz

Don't forget Gottleib Daimler. He invented the car the same time Carl Benz did.

Mr. Maybach (can't remember his first name) developed the first engine for a Mercedes. Mercedes, the name of Mr. Maybach's daughter.

Beat that, fucker!!! :flipa:

I dont think anyone "invented" 'not tonight dear, I have a headache'

its just an excuse.

and whatever happened to trying to keep sig pictures 300 x 200 or smaller *cough*blindside*cough*

If I remember corectly the mouse was invented at the same time as the GUI at Xerox then both were sold for basically nothing to Steve Jobs and subsequently Bill Gates.

first off, I dont think the stress release forum is te place to post this, but other than that, are we talking about the modern toilets or the old hole in the ground type of thing?

Thomas Crapper inventing the toilet is a myth, tho there really was a person named Thomas Crapper. He was in the sewage business I think.

ok heres my question, why thomas? I mean crapper relates to what he invents, but thomas?

ok heres my question, why thomas? I mean crapper relates to what he invents, but thomas?
Cuz he was a real person. Thomas Crapper really did exist.

Here's a little article I found after I made my above post:
http://www.theplumber.com/crapper.html

yeah thats wut i heard... so, now u kno where the word crap came from...

I think that I don't know any of those.

moved to the Completely Off-Topic section

Don't know, but when the mouse first came out, I read an article about it in 3-2-1 Contact magazine, and it talked about how the cursor was called a "turtle". Guess that didn't stick.

actually the guy who invented the toilet was John J. Crapper. have any of you ever been to hooters? they got a sign over the bathrooms that say brought to you by John J. Crapper

actually the guy who invented the toilet was John J. Crapper. have any of you ever been to hooters? they got a sign over the bathrooms that say brought to you by John J. CrapperMaybe you should read some of our other posts before posting.

EDIT: Didn't sense the sarcasm. My bad...

ya ok cuz you know everyone said what i said already right? ya maybe you should check the old posts first big guy before you decide to press reply next tiem


EDIT: ya its cool man i appologize

[QUOTE=CarSuperfreak]I dont think anyone "invented" 'not tonight dear, I have a headache'

its just an excuse.

QUOTE]

My wife may have not invented it, but like the typical Japanese response to anything, she took the concept and perfected it.

I expect a call from the patent office any day giving her exclusive rights to it. If this happens, all men should threaten lawsuits against all frigid wives for copyright violations.

Royalties can be paid to the AF Server fund.

ive been to hooters but i wasnt looking at no signs

Douglas Engelbart Invent the mouse as well as the "Windows conspet. But, he was unable to Patent it.