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tonioseven
06-23-2004, 02:55 PM
I know it's a repost but some have yet to read it and I thought it was still funny. :iceslolan
This is a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little
girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot.
One day a construction crew turned up to start to build a house on the
empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them
gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project
mascot. They chatted with her and let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar.
The little girl took this home to her mother who said the appropriate
words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the
story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew building a house." "My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will if those useless cocksuckers at Home
Depot ever bring us the fucking drywall!!!"
This is a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little
girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot.
One day a construction crew turned up to start to build a house on the
empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them
gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project
mascot. They chatted with her and let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar.
The little girl took this home to her mother who said the appropriate
words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the
story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew building a house." "My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will if those useless cocksuckers at Home
Depot ever bring us the fucking drywall!!!"
Raz_Kaz
06-23-2004, 02:59 PM
Ba ha ha haha, good one!
Jet-Lee
06-23-2004, 03:17 PM
:rofl: That was GREAT!!!
psychobadboy
06-23-2004, 03:39 PM
Hahahahahaha! That was good! :rofl:
Afrofent
06-23-2004, 04:23 PM
Hahaha, lol.
speediva
06-23-2004, 06:12 PM
NICE!!! New to me!!!
jcz1987
06-23-2004, 06:20 PM
Too funny!! :lol: :rofl:
YogsVR4
06-23-2004, 07:03 PM
Thanks Tonio! :rofl:
Damien
06-23-2004, 07:26 PM
Sweet! That was great! :lol2:
SonyMobile
06-23-2004, 09:17 PM
HAHA...thats a great one! :lol:
FireBball972
06-23-2004, 09:51 PM
bwahahaha, i like it :rofl:
Andydg
06-23-2004, 10:10 PM
That's a new one for me!!!
Afrofent
06-23-2004, 10:24 PM
Haha, lol. At first I thought she was going to say something about sex.
eversio11
06-23-2004, 10:56 PM
:lol:
it would be a thousand times funnier if it were a live action sketch.
it would be a thousand times funnier if it were a live action sketch.
drklver
06-23-2004, 11:00 PM
:lol:
it would be a thousand times funnier if it were a live action sketch.
still damn funny though
it would be a thousand times funnier if it were a live action sketch.
still damn funny though
Oz
06-23-2004, 11:48 PM
:lol2:
KustmAce
06-24-2004, 01:28 AM
:iagree:
Jimster
06-24-2004, 01:29 AM
Cute! :lol:
crayzayjay
06-24-2004, 07:30 AM
:rofl:
lordvektra
06-24-2004, 08:11 AM
seen it, but still funny :lol:
CarSuperfreak
06-24-2004, 08:41 AM
:rofl::lol: ive never heard that before
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