School girls...

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a
penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip
of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the
holy water and pass through the gates."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you
ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but
replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip
your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."

All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the
front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The
girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Yolanda sticks her ass in it!"
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hahahaha......
that's great...damn whores!!
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Hahaha :lol2:

ewwww, kinda kinky :nautghty:

i take offence to this joke..i know alot of catholic school girls who are good freinds of mine and hardly any of them take it in the butt :iceslolan

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Cant breathe!!! Too Funny :lol: :lol2: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: lotsa catholics here at work, maybe I should pass it around....lol

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! thats one of the best jokes I have ever seen!!!

catholic school girls are freaks.......because in the backs of there minds they can just go to confessional and everything will be like it never happened. lol

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

yolanda, oh my goodness...

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:spit:

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OH MY GOSH!! :spit: :rofl:

Hyatus, Amen

That's what makes them so great!!! :D :naughty:

HAHAHAHHA oh man that is funny. I still don't get why catholic school girls r so naughty

Oh thats a good one.

My favorite to date, Tonio!

ewwww, kinda kinky :nautghty:


Raz, how do you spell "naughty"


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Whoa!!! :naughty:

that was a nasty one.... but thumbs up anyways!

damn i spit beer on my keyboard! :rofl: great one tonio

catholic school girls are freaks.......because in the backs of there minds they can just go to confessional and everything will be like it never happened. lol

And you have a problem with that??? :sly:

All the more for me!!!!!!

I'm glad you all liked it!:)

Heard it before, but it was nuns instead of schoolgirls.

Still funny though :D

Raz, how do you spell "naughty"


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yea I figured that when I didn't see the icon, it was mispelled, but too lazy to change it

horrible worst joke ever

HAHAHAHHA oh man that is funny. I still don't get why catholic school girls r so naughty
^ hes obviously hasnt tasted the frobiden fruit! :naughty:

LOL gret joke made my day :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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heard it before but still LOL