d. razzle raps

dazzle yall with my rhymes
like every single tyme
like big headed droolers that cry
i'm a moron and tha middle fingers my sign
kiss my ass for a dollar i'll kick her ass
you pussies shit yourself at tha sound
of my footsteps on tha ground
get up get up and get down
razzle dazzle's tha sound
of me killin' these beats
while you idiots beat your meat

WHAT UP DAZZLE YALL FOEVA YOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:screwy: Dude, your "fucktizzled" Yo.

this aint the forum for that...

*ZAP*

oohhh that felt goood

raz daz you tha man
i love you so
you aint no ho
automotives they be
phat rides fo me
nevamind what they say
they all fags any mutha-fuckin' way
what yall

YALL BETTA RESPECT MY SHIT < YALL CANT DO NO BETTA

:loser: :screwy: :chair: :nutkick: :newbie:

You Are All Jealous Of My Rhyming Abilities
Perhaps, If You Could Express Yourselves In Another Way, Rather Than Through Mono-sylabic Utterances, Or Stupid Little Smiley Faces You Would Realize That There Is A Difference Between Someone Expressing Constructive Criticism And Just Plain Being A Dick!!!

Hopefully Some Of You Can Read This And Actually Understand It!

Criticism (whether it be constructive or not) doesn't give me the right to be a dick? Well slap me silly and call me Susan.

Allow Me To Educate To...constructive Criticism Is Designed Around The Philosophy That One Individual Can Pleasantly And Helpfully Direct And Guide Another Individuals Work Or Behavior. Non-constructive Criticism Is Where Constructive Criticism Derives It's Negative Connotation From. Allow Me To Recomend A Book That Would Help You To More Clearly Understand This Principle: Webster's Dictionary
Thanks For Your Time Susan

And Allow Me To Tell You A Little Bit About Grammar.


You don't capitilize the first letter in every word oh sir rhyming-god

He tried to type in all caps

An allow me to educate you slightly in in the field of humility:
1. When you are wrong, admit to it. It only makes you look more like a jack-ass to continue with your original line of thought.
2. Until you have thought about what you are saying, don't say it.

(By the way, "jack-ass is hyphenated. A hyphen is that little tick mark between two words.)

A contraction means that you joined two words together with an apostrophe. And no, not the way that your head is evidently joined with your ass.

(By the way, "jack-ass is hyphenated. A hyphen is that little tick mark between two words.)[/QUOTE]

What's that gotta do with the price of eggs???

Ok first off, you wanted to know what we thought of your slewn-together mess of words. nowhere does it say "please offer your constructive criticism in a way that won't hurt my precious ego"


WE DONT LIKE IT. thats our opinion

Dat's whack yo!

What? Did your mommy not slide a pancake under the door for you today? Maybe thats why we're so grumpy...aaawwww...

:wtf:



that must be it......

Did mommy not slide a pancake under the door for you today...Maybe thats why we're so grumpy huh?
Do you know where your mommy is...did she feed you,,,do you need your diaper changed?

Whats wrong...no more snide remarks...I guarantee you are living in your parent's basement. An internet Nerd. Never gets laid, never talks to anyone...what a homo
hahaha

razzy kazzy
says no more rappy
*BAN*
you have been erased

raz_kaz, one of us needs to be a mod lol. this needs to be locked

you are a couple of fags
eat my ass bitches
go suck each other off

or a Banner, if that ever pulls through

with a name like razzle-dazzle, you have no place to talk...

Hey Raz Kaz, Do You Know Whats So Great About French-canadians... Nothing
Eat Shit You French Canadian Bastard

go read your thread about that in AF in general Ideas......not gonna happen :p

hey razzle-dazzle,
Id like to take you up on that offer, send over your mom anytime :thumbsup:

go read your thread about that in AF in general Ideas......not gonna happen :p
Hey you! Go to the Hot or Not forum and theres anther thread started (not by me) about it

oh i thought you started it; my bad

*ZAP*

oohhh that felt goood

/\ I hope the mods are learning from these threads

::crosses fingers::

I guarantee you are living in your parent's basement. An internet Nerd. Never gets laid, never talks to anyone...what a homo

Spoken like a true internet nerd, pervert, and mama's boy

sorry, that last one was a bit delayed, someone came into my office....
I hope the mods are learning from these threads
:1:

hey razzle-dazzle, no more need to say/post anything, we're just postwhoring the thread now till a mod gets to it, so you can go play with yourself while listening to yourself rhyming on the tape recorder.

You Know Something Raz Kaz And Carhomo?
The French Aren't Good At Anything And They Are Pussies...so Raz Kaz, You And Your Big Gay Barney Aren't Worth My Time...
As For You Carenthusihomo, You Need To Get Out Of The House And Make Some Friends...there Are Plently Of Kids That Shit Their Pants And Fingerpaint With It Just Like You. You Could Find A Friend To Play The "see Say" Game With And Maybe Even Learn How To Read Some Dr. Seus Books. So Run Along, But Make Sure Some Asshole Didn't Tie Your Shoelaces Together First...i Know What Its Like To See A Retarded Kid Cry When He Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs After You Tied His Shoelaces Together..it's Kind Of Sad

DUDE! if you sound this shitty over the internet, I can guurentee you will NEVER GET ANY ACTION! this forum is for stress release not for little fuckers like you to come and piss everyone off! Where's a mod when you need one? SOMEONE BAN THIS DUMBASS FUCK!!!!!!!! btw your rap sucks my grandmother could do a better job

wow, i dont even know what to say to our little friend the rapping-god.

but im hurt:rolleyes:

... :iagree: :nutkick:

Can't We All Be Friends?

my what a sudden change

:rofl: after what you just said?!

I Know I Am Better Than You Homos Anyway..
I Don't Want To Be Friends With You

Dazzle Raz Masta Of The Cool Cats
These Homos Suck Each Others Dicks
You Pussies Make Me Sick
Eat My Ass You Dykes
I Got A Phatty Blunt To Smoke

We can be friends if you delete this shit and post like a good little boy

not even that now.


i like how youre "rhymes" dont even rhyme. nice

he wants his salad tossed and WE'RE the homos....hmm

razzle dazzle you ungratful slug sucking POS.......respond to my fucking PM"s assfuck!!

bwahahahhahahahhaaa


[gets back to self] wow that felt good. lmao

:lol: no no, just me, "Carhomo"

sorry "Carhomo", forgot, didn't mean to steal your title :bigthumb:








j/k on the name

:biggrin: its all good

you should read this guys PM's......they are funny. i've honestly not laughed this hard in a long time.

Hey, I Am Sorry, Can We Put This Behind Us, And Not Argue
I Never Wanted To Hurt You... I Am So Sorry
(hug)

*gasp*

youre the one that started flaming, if youre lucky you wont get banned, but dont look for friends in us

can we say.........BI-Polar. dude, we've got somehting in commen!!!

bwahahahhahahahaha

holy geebus!!! someone please stop the laughter.

BI-Polar's unite! yeah! what bout OCD?

no shit........lmao

i have obsessions but it's not an OCD type......

lucky

Im curious to know how this guy thinks im Fench-Canadian? Seeing as how I live in Ontario and was born in Afghanistan :screwy:
Myabe someone needs to get more "knowledge" from mommy