The Typical Husband
SniperX13
06-21-2004, 07:36 AM
A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the husband behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you are."
Again the husband stays quiet but speeds up as his anger increases.
"I want the house," she insists, pressing her luck. Again the husband speeds up, to eighty mph.
She says, "I want the car, too," but he just drives faster and faster.
By now he's up to ninety mph. "All right," she says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.
This makes her a bit nervous, so she says, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
"Oh, really," she says, "so what have you got?"
Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the husband smiles and says, " The airbag."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you are."
Again the husband stays quiet but speeds up as his anger increases.
"I want the house," she insists, pressing her luck. Again the husband speeds up, to eighty mph.
She says, "I want the car, too," but he just drives faster and faster.
By now he's up to ninety mph. "All right," she says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.
This makes her a bit nervous, so she says, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
"Oh, really," she says, "so what have you got?"
Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the husband smiles and says, " The airbag."
Oz
06-21-2004, 07:41 AM
:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2: GREAT!
CarSuperfreak
06-21-2004, 08:30 AM
:lol: :owned:
Jet-Lee
06-21-2004, 09:33 AM
lol.....loved it!
YogsVR4
06-21-2004, 10:50 AM
:lol: now thats comedy!
psychobadboy
06-21-2004, 10:55 AM
That was great :rofl:
-GS-
06-21-2004, 11:17 AM
heh truly a classic
Karen512
06-21-2004, 01:38 PM
Funny!
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taranaki
06-21-2004, 01:43 PM
What an excellent idea.Does the GXi have..........
FireBball972
06-21-2004, 07:45 PM
hahaha, niiiiiice :rofl:
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RSX-S777
06-21-2004, 07:49 PM
Damn passenger side airbags...
93rollaracer
06-21-2004, 08:43 PM
Damn passenger side airbags...
haha...not in my 93 Corolla!!!
anyways, heard that one before but it's still awesome
haha...not in my 93 Corolla!!!
anyways, heard that one before but it's still awesome
pre98zetec
06-21-2004, 10:27 PM
:rofl: That was great!!
chaser29
06-22-2004, 12:13 AM
I Enjoyed that one!!
grimmy
06-22-2004, 01:58 AM
What an excellent idea.Does the GXi have..........
now now naki, let's play nice
now now naki, let's play nice
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