Serenity

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember: When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to pissme off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

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Excellent!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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................. and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.


Truck drivers salute :evillol: :evillol:

Right on

Ahhhhh, the lazy angry bastards philosophy.

ahah that was so true

I love that give %100 comment!

A colleague has that "give 100% at work" on his coffee mug. Good stuff :)

Ahhhhh, the lazy angry bastards philosophy.


exactly :lol:

:ylsuper: right on!