Famous Drifting Quotes by you or friends.

You know, those sayings people have right before they screw up royally.

I had a close call the other day, making a left turn went over some oil or painted lines for the cross walk as I shifted into 2nd, the rear stepped out and I had to basically drift my 240z in a single lane to keep from crashing...

My Quote... which is very true.

"Cause if I drifted into the other lanes, I'd of hit a Suburban."


I know we all have them...

"Man, this thing drifts sweet! I'm going to try it again." - my friend Robert on drifting his father's 1971 MG Midget with wire wheels.

"Dude, your dad is friggin' gonna smash your balls with a nine iron." - my friend Josh after Robert smacked the Midget into a curb and broke one of the wire wheels.

Life's hilarious. :iceslolan :grinno:

I did have a somewhat "drifting" incident, when I still had my 1986 Fiero SE-V6.

Coming out of a party, late one night, many, many moons ago, I decided I'd "be cool", and come out of the parking-lot with a good squeal, going side ways (which the Fiero V6 can do easily enough, especially with balding tires - lol).

So - as I pulled-out to the street, not 20 feet away from the apartment where the party was being held, with hot chicks standing around the front of the apartment, I gave the car some gas...

*At this point, I will break from the story to explain that first-off, I was not drunk, as I had not been drinking BUT, my dumbass was not paying attention to the fact that at 12am, the water-sprinklers had came on, and stayed-on for a while.

Now what does this have to do with the story that will conclude in a bit?

At 2am, when I left, the ground was still wet, including the immediate street in front of the apartment grass...*

...my car spins the rear tires waaaaaay too much, and instead of just a quick slideways action, my car tried to do a 180 spin - right into the curb.

So, in the end, I had a whole party of people staring at me - including the aforementioned hot chicks - as I got out to look at my now blown tires. This memory will now be suppressed back to where it was, before this thread...

Now, for that quote.

Right before I tried to "drift", I told my passenger: "Hey, check this out!" *hence me me having to mention that I was not drunk...and no, I'm NOT a redneck*

^ lol great story. One time I was showing my friend (domestic lover, owns a camaro) the suspension of an import (my 240sx). And how there was barely any weight transfer. Well the roads were a lil wet, and right before I was goin to turn hard (make a quick left then another right onto a street) I told my friend "here I'm going to show you what this car's handling is all about!" My friend was about to say somethin then I gassed and did a quick 80 degree left, then quick 70 or so degree right from which I lost traction. My car sqealed and my front-end went right, I counter-steered and my front-end went left, then finally gained traction and went straight. My friend said he was goin to tell me that was goin to happen but didn't give hiim enough time. Then he was like "that was fucking awesome". GOod thing I didn't hit a curb or one of the park cars that was nearby

Me driving with my older bro in the 240sx pull onto the freeway(it was those long ass round on ramps)and was raining heavely.

I pull up and straighten out the steering wheel but my car begins to go sideways.

I say "Oh SH!T!"

My bro says "Oh, now you wanna start drifting"

Luckily nobody was on the freeway at this time(around 2am)

I slide across 3 lanes before gettin the car straight.

me sliding my 180sx into a fuckn pole, and its still screwed up. Took a corner at 70km/h dropped it into second tryed to redline it, all in the wet BTW, and bam! me and Mr Pole have a difference of opinions..

"Man who take corner to fast will eat main course of side damage pole!"

later followed up by friend saying "dude suck shi1t!" and what seemed like an endless amount of laughter...

good yet bad times!

I usually go with a little "hehe" evil laugh style, and the passenger kind of looks at me and I smile, then they wish that rx-7's had "oh crap" handles... no words usually before hand

but about 5-10 seconds after its over they realise it and usually say "man thats tight" seriously almost every person says that, even the people that I've never heard say tight before... all of a sudden I slide it sideways a bit and it pops out... strange

Hmm, a good quote, "Wow, look at that drift."-Me after I saw a show about the incredible edible egg.

Set up : 2 lane road, comming up to a bridge, that right before it has a road that goes right and a road that goes left. (If you go right, thats going down the wrong way). If you have a FD, you will know the passenger door handle is cheap, and mines broke, but I temporaily snapped it back into place.

Me and my friend were going to town, and a few weeks before, I went off the road w/ him in the car because he told me to "Scare him", so we end up taking a corner and I counter-steer too much and go into a cornfield, no damage done. Anyways, he soon says jokingly "Hey...Scare me", exspecting me to be all scared after the first time and whatnot. So I quickly jump to the outside lane and setup for a little drift, he's like "No dude". I slowly move back to the right side of the road and put it in Neutral (Im setting it up for weight transfer), and I jerk back out and drop it into 2nd and let out the clutch and then turn quickly back in. This '2-K00l-4-SK00l' friend of mine grabs hold of the handle and soon breaks loose w/out him ready and he gets thrown w/ his head near the center console where my a/c controls are, and then gets thrown back to the door.

Quite funny, because he should know better w/ my lack of exsperience and asking for such a thing w/out wearing a seatbelt. Needless to say, he is sure he puts his seatbelt on in my car now.

"Man, this thing drifts sweet! I'm going to try it again." - my friend Robert on drifting his father's 1971 MG Midget with wire wheels.

"Dude, your dad is friggin' gonna smash your balls with a nine iron." - my friend Josh after Robert smacked the Midget into a curb and broke one of the wire wheels.

Life's hilarious. :iceslolan :grinno:

Wow, I'm suprised those wires made it through one drift.

Funny thing is, we were being smart about the wire wheels and tightening them back up after pitching the car sideways. But it's like modern day philosophers Blue Oyster Cult said "Time and time again nature proves the folly of man." :rofl:

"Cant drift it, then why buy it"

a couple of days ago i was taking my gf to the supermarket...had to punch it to make a yellow light. rounded the corner at about 45 or so, and she got a little nervous. instead of grabbing the oh shit handle, she grabbed the other handle that was close....the e brake. that was fun. not too much of a problem in a front wheel drive....but i was curious as to why i was getting waaay too much slide out of my ass end.

"honey......dont EVER do that again....ok?...thanks" :banghead:

fun stuff

I like the Sam Jackson quote from Jurrasic Park.
"Hold onto your butts."

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" ----My friend Derek

...and my personal favorite.
"I hope that's an apple pie I'm sitting on, otherwise I'll feel quite the fool." ---Me

"Its amazing, a FWD V6 Ford Taurus is so much more prone to oversteer when I'm angry" - Me, after getting pissed off at my ex and driving ridiculously agressively and tossing the rear end out with some left foot braking/weight transfer

"If it drives in the rear, drifting is near. If it drives in the front, than it's a cunt"
-Me

"If it drives in the rear, drifting is near. If it drives in the front, than it's a cunt"
-Me

HAHAHAHAH :rofl: :iagree:

"Your greatest opponent isn't the car next to you, but the road beneith u"

Another one...

Driving SR240Z home.. he asks:

SR: Hey you ever try E-brake drifting in this?
ME: ummm... *repeatedly pulls E-brake and nothing happening*....yeahhh
SR: hahahahaha...


E-brake on the Panda is so weak... was too funny.

My favorite qoute has to be my friends when I took my friend for a his first ride in a miata. empty parking lot top up and windows down. I had a nice drift going at about 35 or so when I let off the gas and the wheels caught traction he was not prepared for the whip. now I qoute

friend - "Fucking god damnit mother fucking fuck"

His head had a nasty bump on it. I laughed

in Sydney the police did an experiment with black boxes like they use in planes with lots of cars in a suburb.

apperently the most comon last words b4 a crash where "shit!" and the second most common where "hey bro check this out" or something along those lines

hahaha

hahahaha^^^^that's funny as hell.

Another one...

Driving SR240Z home.. he asks:

SR: Hey you ever try E-brake drifting in this?
ME: ummm... *repeatedly pulls E-brake and nothing happening*....yeahhh
SR: hahahahaha...


E-brake on the Panda is so weak... was too funny.

I was seriously laughing my a** off that night

"Car magazines are my porn." -Me

"I SHOULDVE GONE IN THE OTHER CAR!!!!" - My friend, Bree while frantically searching for the "oh s**t!" handle