AF Crews.

Im not a kiwi so I cant be a member of the Kiwi Crew.
Im too lazy to stay up late, so I cant be in the no sleep crew.
The list goes on.

Im special too (or atleast thats what my mom always told me :D ), so im starting my own crew. ppl may join if they want, but they dont have to, it can be a crew of just one.

its the "AF's Lazy Crew"

and im King Procrastinator.

Whats that? dont like it? Bite me :finger:


There, now I feel special too :)

My crew is my own. I have no crew. But I am the leader of DarkSyde.


Read my sig.

Bleh. I'm lazy, count me in. I'm the CEO though :D

Originally posted by Revhard
Bleh. I'm lazy, count me in. I'm the CEO though :D

Sounds good. If theres any work to be done, then its up to you. I just get to sit on my throne and chill :D

yeah lazy crew sounds good to me too count me in.

I will pass on this one. I dont have time to be lazy. :)

Originally posted by emadboy200
yeah lazy crew sounds good to me too count me in.

Welcome. Theres always room for another lazy member.



Originally posted by kbslacker
I will pass on this one. I dont have time to be lazy. :)

You have your own crew anyways, so you dont count.

Originally posted by kbslacker
I will pass on this one. I dont have time to be lazy. :)

Id post a snappy reply to that comment but im too lazy :D

ill be a nonconformist and stick to myself.

I'm lazy,and when I start to work again I won't be able to be in the no-sleep crew,so can I be in:)

We need a hard drinkers crew.

Originally posted by 89ssgti
I'm lazy,and when I start to work again I won't be able to be in the no-sleep crew,so can I be in:)

Welcome. :)

If you have any questions about our crew of lazyness, ask your CEO Revhard.

All im here for is just to occupy the throne :D

Originally posted by HuMMerMan


Welcome. :)

If you have any questions about our crew of lazyness, ask your CEO Revhard.

All im here for is just to occupy the throne :D
so you really are lazy:D guess it's the main quality for the leader of the lazy crew.:D

Originally posted by 89ssgti

so you really are lazy:D

Yep, and proud of it :D

Originally posted by enginerd
We need a hard drinkers crew.


Im up for that.

Hah, CEO = CANT lift EVEN ONE finger. Kinda sucks but hey.

just checking sig:D

Originally posted by enginerd
We need a hard drinkers crew.

I second, third, fourth, and fifth that notion. :D

Hard drinkers.....count me in :) :)

Originally posted by primera man
Hard drinkers.....count me in :) :)

How about this. Ill eliminate the need for millions of AF crews by welcoming our drinking brothers into the AF Lazy crew.

There is only 1 stipulation. You can be a hard drinker, but you have to be have been, are, or are planning to be lazy at some point

:D

lol @ H-Man. For some reason H-Man, I think you look like your avatar.:confused: :D

Originally posted by Revhard
lol @ H-Man. For some reason H-Man, I think you look like your avatar.:confused: :D

Props go to jay for the avatar


Me and my avatar are look-alikes. :D

Being a hideous freak does have its advantages for a lazy person.

1. Women stay away
2. You dont get invited to parties, etc...

Its too bad that I was horribly mutated, but I dont really care what others think, so its all good.

Gotta admit the avatar is cool tho :)

Originally posted by HuMMerMan


Gotta admit the avatar is cool tho :)
if the king says so:D :cool:

Originally posted by HuMMerMan


How about this. Ill eliminate the need for millions of AF crews by welcoming our drinking brothers into the AF Lazy crew.

There is only 1 stipulation. You can be a hard drinker, but you have to be have been, are, or are planning to be lazy at some point

:D

Not a prob H-man. See, I'm hard working and industrious until the evils of alchohol and self-abuse are introduced. Afterwards, I become one with the sponges and leeches.

It's offtopic-but what are the latest standings in the Kiwi Crew?

Count me in.

can i be the guy that checks the Lazy Krew I.D. tags at all of our conventions where nobody shows up cause they're too lazy?

Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars
It's offtopic-but what are the latest standings in the Kiwi Crew? Probably not that many anymore :(

Just checking the sig!

LOL since yesterday.

Originally posted by Revhard
LOL since yesterday.

Yesterday my a@@! :D It's 25th!

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Count me in.

Welcome Yogs :) Good work on the sig, You have made the king proud :D

Originally posted by snowboarder
can i be the guy that checks the Lazy Krew I.D. tags at all of our conventions where nobody shows up cause they're too lazy?

Sounds like a perfect job for a lazy guy.

Your hired :D

Report to Revhard for ID tags. After that, come before your King and I will assign you your tasks, (or lack of tasks in the case of this crew) :D

and what can I do,I mean not do for the crew,Mr HummerMan?:D

Originally posted by HuMMerMan


Sounds like a perfect job for a lazy guy.

Your hired :D
Whats my job title Captain HM?

Originally posted by 89ssgti
and what can I do,I mean not do for the crew,Mr HummerMan?:D

Thats lord HuMMerMan to you :D



Originally posted by primera man

Whats my job title Captain HM?


As for both of your job titles, you will both start in administration. Your job: To weed out all non-slackers. Anyone who attempts to do any work outside of the barest minimum must be evicted from the crew. You must inspect the slacking and make sure that any work that has to be done is done with the lowest possible efficency.

After 1 weeks un-work, I will evaluate your slacking. If you have slacked to the best of your ability then you will both be promoted and given respectible positions such as chair-warmer, or thumb-twiddler, or even bartender at our saloon for the drunken and lazy.

Do your un-best gentlemen

dammit......think I'm too lazy to join:o :o :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by ragt20
dammit......think I'm too lazy to join:o :o :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

There is no such thing as being too lazy :D

Originally posted by HuMMerMan


There is no such thing as being too lazy :D

does that mean I'm in.....:confused:

Originally posted by HuMMerMan
Anyone who attempts to do any work outside of the barest minimum must be evicted from the crewHave you seen PMans Model car collection, that has got to require tons of effort, :p

Looks like i'm sacked already :bloated: :bloated: :bloated:

:cry: I dont have a crew...

:(

:thinkerg: I guess that makes me the founder and only member of the NoCrew Crew...

But I do have a pussy! :dogpile: It's not quite as big and bad as Allen Iverson's, Mike Tyson's, or John Asscrofts but hey ya gotta start somewhere!

Originally posted by ragt20


does that mean I'm in.....:confused:

Yes, and welcome. Pull up a chair and start slacking.

Originally posted by snowboarder
Have you seen PMans Model car collection, that has got to require tons of effort, :p

I think we can make an exception for the PMan here for 2 reasons.

1. This is Automotive Forums.com after all, so I guess work pretaining to cars could be allowed as long as it pretains to a hobby or entertainment.

2. Also, the king understands the ways of the PMan as I do some model cars as well, except it takes me 6months to finish a kit.

Your sniffing out of the PMan and this possiblity of him doing work is well done though, Snowboarder. You will not be forgotten at promotion time.

Keep up the lack of work my loyal subjects.

Originally posted by Sham365
:cry: I dont have a crew...



Your more then welcome to join up here.

You can either join up with the heavy drinkers part of our crew, or the slackers part.

The only stipulation when joining, is that you must be prepared to slack.

Originally posted by HuMMerMan


Yes, and welcome. Pull up a chair and start slacking.

thanks... Great lazy one....let the slacking begin:o :o :o :o :o

Originally posted by snowboarder
Have you seen PMans Model car collection, that has got to require tons of effort, :p Obvoiusly, he built all those models while not helping around the house, so they should serve as a testament to his laziness.

Originally posted by jay@af
Obvoiusly, he built all those models while not helping around the house, so they should serve as a testament to his laziness.

Jay has an excellent point here. Instead of doing impotant tasks such as cleaning up, taking out the trash or just plain helping around the house, PMan was building those models.

PMan demonstrates an incredible level of laziness.

Good work on pointing that out, Jay.

:eek: :eek: :D Whoo hooo.. now here's a crew i can waste away with !!!!:dogpile:

Originally posted by SE-R WolfPac
:eek: :eek: :D Whoo hooo.. now here's a crew i can waste away with !!!!:dogpile:

Looks like we have found another member to add to our ranks.


Pull up a chair and grab a cold one. The lazier the better around here. :D

i dont feel like replying

Originally posted by Towlie
i dont feel like replying Bawhawhawhawhawhawhawha:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

Thats lord HuMMerMan to you :D




sorry about that my lazyness Lord HummerMan:D

i wanna be in the lazy crew! but im already no-sleep crew and isnt that a contradiction? but after i stay up all night i sleep all day so thats lazy right???

Sorry, I wanted to get back to this thread earlier, but you know..... I just didnt get around to it. Oh well. I'll get to what I was thinking sometime.

ooh ooh! can i be in a crew!?! i wanna be in a crew!

gives ya that cooooooooool elite feeling :D

In my role of Lazy Krew Lackey.... and seen as no one has said you can join the Lazy Krew yet, it must mean that our LORD is to lazy to answer you !!!!
But as long as you fellow the simple rule of being lazy...Welcome aboard

:D :D :D

Yes welcome aboard.

btw Is it Lazy Crew or Lazy Krew? I think someones to lazy to take the time to spell it right. :D

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Yes welcome aboard.

btw Is it Lazy Crew or Lazy Krew? I think someones to lazy to take the time to spell it right. :D

Im not going to argue it either way, as im too lazy to attend english class most of the time to learn about spelling, and im too lazy to look up words in the dictionary.

Its good either way. Remember...no work is good work.

Originally posted by primera man
In my role of Lazy Krew Lackey.... and seen as no one has said you can join the Lazy Krew yet, it must mean that our LORD is to lazy to answer you !!!!
But as long as you fellow the simple rule of being lazy...Welcome aboard

:D :D :D

Yes. My computer crashed, and I was feeling lazy so I just went to sleep. :D

Welcome Nismo. My Lacky, PMan has already filled you in on the membership details.

Your assignment is to work the coat-check at all meetings. Since this is the Lazy Crew, no one will come to the meetings meaning no coats to take care of. Your job will be as slack as any of the others.

You are all doing a good job at accomplishing nothing. This pleases your lord, and you will all be remembered at promotion time...errr since were lazy I guess I mean de-motion time :D

Wow we have alot more members since last I checked( I busy being too lazy to check). :D

Originally posted by emadboy200
Wow we have alot more members since last I checked( I busy being too lazy to check). :D

What can I say....there are a lot of lazy people out there :D

And since we have included our alcoholic brothers, there are even more of us.

Keep up the lack-of work there, emadboy :D

EDIT: I was too lazy to notice before, but if you check out heep's sig

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/162509heep.jpg

his laziness rivals all of you. Plus the fact of his avatar

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/138276chef.jpg

[For those of you who dont know, its the Swedish Chef] For that, I make him an honerary member.

Welcome, heep.

[whew, that was almost too much work.] :D

Welcome all aboard I am your lazyness CEO...grab some pretzels, beer, hot wings, or whatever makes you happy and prepare to do NOTHING at all. The more you do nothing, the higher you will go in the hierarchical(sp?) latter.