the newly wed couple
tazdev
06-19-2004, 03:09 AM
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll
be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc...
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop ... but at the bar ... you know ... they
have frozen glasses ..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvre's that are really delicious ... I won't be
long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvre's, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvre's: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey ... at the bar ... you know ... there's swearing, dirty words and all that."
The wife replied, "You want dirty words, cutie pie? ... "LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
... and, they lived happily ever after.
Now isn't that a sweet story?
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll
be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc...
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop ... but at the bar ... you know ... they
have frozen glasses ..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvre's that are really delicious ... I won't be
long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvre's, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvre's: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey ... at the bar ... you know ... there's swearing, dirty words and all that."
The wife replied, "You want dirty words, cutie pie? ... "LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
... and, they lived happily ever after.
Now isn't that a sweet story?
Oz
06-19-2004, 05:14 AM
ROFL :lol:
Sluttypatton
06-19-2004, 05:33 AM
Sounds familiar, only with out the beer or the mug or the snacks. Actually it's mainly the dickhead part that sounds familiar. Something more like this: "LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
dayna240sx
06-19-2004, 07:29 AM
coochy cooh
lolly pop
pretty face
tootsie roll
poochi pooh
Do people seriously use words like that?
lolly pop
pretty face
tootsie roll
poochi pooh
Do people seriously use words like that?
RSX-S777
06-19-2004, 07:35 AM
coochy cooh
lolly pop
pretty face
tootsie roll
poochi pooh
Do people seriously use words like that?
Lets pray they don't... :lol:
lolly pop
pretty face
tootsie roll
poochi pooh
Do people seriously use words like that?
Lets pray they don't... :lol:
-GS-
06-19-2004, 09:13 AM
heh that was good :lol:
lostprophets
06-19-2004, 07:20 PM
:rofl:
HogieGT-R
06-19-2004, 07:27 PM
that's great lmao:rofl:
matada
06-19-2004, 07:36 PM
Sounds familiar, only with out the beer or the mug or the snacks. Actually it's mainly the dickhead part that sounds familiar. Something more like this: "LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
Story of my life....
Story of my life....
Damien
06-19-2004, 07:40 PM
AWESOME!!! :lol2: :lol2:
Karen512
06-19-2004, 07:40 PM
Story of my life....
You must be married!!! :biggrin:
You must be married!!! :biggrin:
grimmy
06-19-2004, 08:14 PM
ah, isn't mariage a wonderful thing
Raz_Kaz
06-20-2004, 12:48 AM
ah, isn't mariage a wonderful thing
you sarcastic mother fucker! :lol2:
you sarcastic mother fucker! :lol2:
jcz1987
06-20-2004, 01:04 AM
This is too funny! :lol:
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