different beers

Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The
guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey, Senior,
I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best
beer in the world. Give me 'The king of beers,' a
Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer
made with Rocky Mountain spring water. Give me a
Coors." The bartender gives it to him.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me
a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback,
but gives it to him.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,
"Why arent't you drinking a Guinness?"

The Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured
if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

:cwm27: It's funny cuzz it's true!!!

:lol2:

Good call.

:lol:

very, very nice

I'd have to agree. :o I liked Extra Dry the best. Even your cheap beers (ie: VB et al) were loads better than American cheap beers.

http://students.washington.edu/leprakon/dtm-af/aus-beer.jpg

Hey that VB don't come from here thats the island to the west of us :)

Hey that VB don't come from here thats the island to the west of us :)
You're more than welcome to send me good NZ beers. :D

sorry can't do that I drank them all watching the rugby last night

I'd have to agree. :o I liked Extra Dry the best. Even your cheap beers (ie: VB et al) were loads better than American cheap beers.



Nearly all the beers in the top row there are worth a drink. From the bottom row, I'd go the Cooper's first, new second, VB third and give the Carlton Cold away. ;) :cheers:

Happy drinking.

heh good joke..

btw: Coronas are so good

Nearly all the beers in the top row there are worth a drink. From the bottom row, I'd go the Cooper's first, new second, VB third and give the Carlton Cold away. ;) :cheers:

Happy drinking.
I didn't particularly like Carlton Cold or Coopers. I liked VB, then New.

I was very disappointed in Crown Lager.

Guinness is so gross!!! its like drinking an alcoholic coffee! fuckin nasty... i'll stick to red bull vodka's and jagar bombs!

Guinness is so gross!!! its like drinking an alcoholic coffee! fuckin nasty...

I had no idea you were a man with no balls!!!

now now blindside no need to be rude :)

I didn't particularly like Carlton Cold or Coopers. I liked VB, then New.

I was very disappointed in Crown Lager.
VB and New are the most common beers in bars near me. They're both drinkable, neither preferable. Coopers is pretty damn good (all natural ingredients etc), agreed with the Crownies. That stuff is so overrated.
:)

now now blindside no need to be rude :)

:biggrin:

I'd have to agree. :o I liked Extra Dry the best. Even your cheap beers (ie: VB et al) were loads better than American cheap beers.

http://students.washington.edu/leprakon/dtm-af/aus-beer.jpg


Oh man, those coldies are so nice and smooth. I got pissed really, really badly in april of 13 of them, and i threw up 6 times (so I was told, I only counted 5)

I HATE VB with a passion.
And I quite like a Hahn premium light after I get home from work.
However, although I hate VB, I LOVE VB on tap. It's beautiful. 5 of those do me no good. :D. I only hate bottled/canned VB.

Carlton: Brewed in big, metal, things. :lol2:
(tv ad for the carlton beer)

I'm currently brewing Coopers, but after my next back I'm going to Morgans, they seems to be better.

damn the original post is rite tho, besides corona, but the rest of tose taste like shit and take like 10 of them now to even get me buzzed

IMO

James Boag, Cascade, TEDs[tooheys extra dry], Little Creatures and crownies are the best Aussie beers..

VB/EB/etc are good as well [better on tap] and do the intended job of getting the recipiant pissed!

carlton cold = favored drink of the illegally drinking youth.

import beers are the shizzle, elephant beer = good sh1t!

Kokanee!

IMO

James Boag, Cascade, TEDs[tooheys extra dry], Little Creatures and crownies are the best Aussie beers..

VB/EB/etc are good as well [better on tap] and do the intended job of getting the recipiant pissed!

carlton cold = favored drink of the illegally drinking youth.

import beers are the shizzle, elephant beer = good sh1t!


w3rd.
:1:

Hides his Stella and runs away from the Stella-hating crowd...........

Guiness!

guinness is my fav drink, its the smoothest beer in the world. mmmmm

Hides his Stella and runs away from the Stella-hating crowd...........

don't worry, Jim. Stella is in my top 5.

Beck's
Kilkenny
Guiness
Stella
Heineken

and many "honorable mentions"

:smile:

:crying:i really need a beer.....damn U.S drinking laws....

Guinness is so gross!!! its like drinking an alcoholic coffee! fuckin nasty... i'll stick to red bull vodka's and jagar bombs!

Its an acquired taste. I have also heard Guinness tastes like crap in America and abroad in general. I have tried while away and it just doesnt taste the same as here. Not sure if its that its not kept cool enough or the way its poured but something is not right.


guinness is my fav drink, its the smoothest beer in the world. mmmmm


Hate to be an ass and correct you and everyone else who calls it a beer but Guinness is not a beer its a stout.

Funny joke though

Hate to be an ass and correct you, BUT STOUT IS A TYPE OF BEER

There are 3 styles of beer
1) Ale
2) Stout
3) Lager.

*sigh*

Are you not from Ireland? You should know better!

There are 3 styles of beer
1) Ale
2) Stout
3) Lager.



don't forget combination style beers!


and back on topic (kinda) american beer (term used loosely) from the big distributors is in general flavorless and badly made. Almost all annheiser busch are a joke. corona is even worse, I would consider it the beer that beer haters love, only because it barely has any bite and it barely has any flavor, its like drinking alcoholic water.

Guinness is a great beer but I prefer stuff with a good combination of bite and flavor. guinness tends to have alot of flavor and no bite. beck's for example is the complete opposite has alot of bite but not alot of flavor. Beck's oktoberfest is good though.

Anyone ever try Ayinger? that is great but very pricey.

This is kinda one of my hobbies, I love weird and unusual beers I have never seen before, whenever I travel I alwasy stop by a beer distibutor to pick some up that I haven't tried.

I've only tried Aussie beer, and Guinness

I skip the beers and go straight for the hard stuff. Can't stand the taste or smell of beer.....

if your goin to college you will aquire a taste for it. your not gonna wanna pay all that much for hard liquor all the time

^Meh, every party I got to has hard liquor. Besides, if they don't have it, I go for the weak stuff, malt beverages, but won't touch beer.

Besides, when you're too young to buy it, cost means nothing 'cause there's only a few other ways you can get it...

wait till college my boy wait till college

wait till college my boy wait till college
All the parties I've been at in college has had the suckiest cheapest beers EVAR!

Want to 'acquire' the taste of beer? Drink quality imports and microbrews. :cool:

haha ya thats cuz they are cheap. cant afford the fine beer. after 3 tastes like water

Here how to drink cheap........
Start out with your favorite beer/liquor, then once you get a good buzz going, switch over to the cheep stuff. You won't even be able to tell the difference!!
:cheers:

i'm with knorwj. every time i drink a beer, i try and buy something new that i haven't tried before to see what it's like. if it's shit, i'll never get it again. if it's good, i'll add it to the "buy again" list. i'm a "connaseur", if you will. :smile:

i'm with knorwj. every time i drink a beer, i try and buy something new that i haven't tried before to see what it's like. if it's shit, i'll never get it again. if it's good, i'll add it to the "buy again" list. i'm a "connaseur", if you will. :smile:

ahhh, you are a smart one!

Hate to be an ass and correct you, BUT STOUT IS A TYPE OF BEER

There are 3 styles of beer
1) Ale
2) Stout
3) Lager.

*sigh*

Are you not from Ireland? You should know better!

Hate to be an ass and correct you again....but over HERE (Ireland) Stout is not considered a beer. If you asked a barman for a beer here, he will offer you Bud, Heineken, Carslberg (the 3 main on tap beers served in most bars). And yes I am from Ireland, I am Irish, born and raised. As one person commented to me I must have been born with the tri-colour wrapped around me.

No offense, but if you Irish think that stout is not a beer, you should come to Australia, or China or somewhere (not America, you'll get shot because you talk differantly from them) and get some education.

I'm a fully trained, and licenced bartender, and I know my piss. Guinness is a beer. It's a stout, which is a style of beer.

What are you doing to tell me next? Coke isn't a carbonated soda?

P.S. I don't care where you're from, who you are, your race, colour, religon, or opinions. It's not important to me.

This just in! Smirnoff Vodka, ISN'T A VODKA!
And Jim Beam is a Liquer!
And, omg! Do I smell Johnny Walker? Wow, water has a really big bite!

:lol2: You Irish make me laugh
I'm part Irish, my last name is O'Brien.

In fear of being wrong (which ignorant me know's I'm not) I double checked
http://www.ivo.se/guinness/faq.html
It referes to stout heaps there, because it's not a lager, or an ale. It's a stout beer

No offense, but if you Irish think that stout is not a beer, you should come to Australia, or China or somewhere (not America, you'll get shot because you talk differantly from them) and get some education.

I'm a fully trained, and licenced bartender, and I know my piss. Guinness is a beer. It's a stout, which is a style of beer.

What are you doing to tell me next? Coke isn't a carbonated soda?

P.S. I don't care where you're from, who you are, your race, colour, religon, or opinions. It's not important to me.

This just in! Smirnoff Vodka, ISN'T A VODKA!
And Jim Beam is a Liquer!
And, omg! Do I smell Johnny Walker? Wow, water has a really big bite!

:lol2: You Irish make me laugh
I'm part Irish, my last name is O'Brien.

In fear of being wrong (which ignorant me know's I'm not) I double checked
http://www.ivo.se/guinness/faq.html
It referes to stout heaps there, because it's not a lager, or an ale. It's a stout beer


Fair enough I stand corrected but dont be such an ass about it.....if there is one thing I hate is a condesending p****.....

ive only got one little arguement with davo, here in america unless you go to some hick town out in the country no one is gonna make fun of your accent, or the way you talk differently

Fair enough I stand corrected but dont be such an ass about it.....if there is one thing I hate is a condesending p****.....
I think he was justified. Otherwise, you would've still argued that stout wasn't a style of beer.

I think he was justified. Otherwise, you would've still argued that stout wasn't a style of beer.


I dont believe that being condesending towards anyone is justified...my last and finally thought on the matter.

hope this helps to clear it up a bit if it isn't clear already (didn't take the time to go to the link)

ALE:
Barley Wine, Bitter, Blond/Golden Ale, Brown Ale, India Pale Ale, Pale Ale, Porter, Scottish Ale, Strong Ale.

STOUT:
Dry Stout, Imperial Stout, Milk Stout, Oatmeal Stout.

LAGER:
American Dry Lager, American Pilsner, Bock, English Lager, European Lager/Munchner Dunkel, European Pilsner, Export, Malt Liquor, Marzen/Oktoberfest, Vienna Amber.

COMBINATION STYLES:
Altbier, Biere De Paris/ Biere De Garde, Cream Ale, Kolsch, Steam, Wheat/Weiesse/Weizen; Weissbier(white beer).

SPECIALTY BEERS:
Abbey or Trappist, Faro, Gueze, Lambic, Rauchbier, Seasonal/winter.


PS: Suislide I like the way you think! I've been starting an actual list of stuff I've tried and liked, lately its been mostly regional stuff and microbrews. I also tried my hand at my own brew and that came out pretty good. Actually I need to get another batch started soon.

^That's how you calmly settle something Davo :nono:

Gotta remember the list thing, that's great!

if you guys think budweiser and coors is cheap american beer, well, apparently you guys haven't been to college. Cheap american beer is natural ice (natty ice), keystone, busch.

my favorite domestic is rolling rock. the light version of it tastes like the regular bud beer. yum.

mmmmmmmmmmm, beer!

maybe its me, but I don't find Corona that bad, but I like the European beers better than the US ones, I do love that Belguim beer.

if you guys think budweiser and coors is cheap american beer, well, apparently you guys haven't been to college. Cheap american beer is natural ice (natty ice), keystone, busch.

my favorite domestic is rolling rock. the light version of it tastes like the regular bud beer. yum.

Actually I just finished my senior year and yes I agree 4 dollars for a 12 pack is great but unfortunately natty ice is not a beer you drink to enjoy beer it is a disgusting liquid you drink to get f*cked up.

Fair enough I stand corrected but dont be such an ass about it.....if there is one thing I hate is a condesending p****.....

Cool, well I appologize for 'over reacting'.


ive only got one little arguement with davo, here in america unless you go to some hick town out in the country no one is gonna make fun of your accent, or the way you talk differently

I wish I could believe that. :(
But to a high extent, it is true.

^That's how you calmly settle something Davo :nono:

Gotta remember the list thing, that's great!

Yup, I know. I tryed to explain it (imo) and I couldn't find that much detail.
And yeah, I'll have to remember it my self, that's good.

Seeing as I live in the American beer Mecca (pacific north west) I can say that I try a different beer at least every couple of weeks, but when in doubt it's got to be Sam Adams in a pinch. Just remember, life is too short to drink cheap booze! Enjoy whatever is your flavor, just don't complain when someone offers you a beer and it isn't what you like, that just aint right.