Laugh with George!

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
George W. Bush, Jr.

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
.Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"The future will be better tomorrow."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
.Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to Blame.
George W. Bush, Jr.

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
.Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and Have a tremendous impact on history."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
.Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
.Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
.Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Public speaking is very easy."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters

:lol: HA HA HA HA HA
they should make a reality tv show of him....wouldnt be surprised if he won funniest sitcom awards here and there

What a dumbass. :disappoin

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What a dumbass. :disappoin
:eek: He's not dumb!! How un-patriotic of you!!!! :lol2:

Actually there was a show on TV that poked fun at him, but it wasn't as funny as in real life. :rofl:

gee, there is about what, 26 quotes there, out of 4 years of pulic speaking.... everyone,.no matter how eloquent you are, is bound to make a few fruedian slips of the tongue. I love how people just look for things to poke at people.

Son of a....let it be known that I did not vote for this man.

gee, there is about what, 26 quotes there, out of 4 years of pulic speaking.... everyone,.no matter how eloquent you are, is bound to make a few fruedian slips of the tongue. I love how people just look for things to poke at people.


Freudian slip. :grinno: First learn to spell it,then learn what it means.And when you've done that,lighten up.The thread is called laugh WITH George,not laugh AT George.Geeze. :rolleyes:

I love how people just look for things to poke at people.

Me too!!! Isnt it great?!?! :evillol:

:spit: Ahhh... that George. I can laugh at George all I want, just as you can defend him.

Freudian slip. :grinno: First learn to spell it,then learn what it means.And when you've done that,lighten up.The thread is called laugh WITH George,not laugh AT George.Geeze. :rolleyes:

:owned:

George W. Bush never said a lot of those quotes.........a lot of them are actually from Dan Quayle LOL. but they both are known for their stupidity

not the brightest button on the jacket its he?


Glad I'm not an American (cos we get decent cars down this way :))

HAHA i saw that book at the store, i remember there being more then just 26!! Good stuff.

heh thats just great

gee, there is about what, 26 quotes there, out of 4 years of pulic speaking.... everyone,.no matter how eloquent you are, is bound to make a few fruedian slips of the tongue. I love how people just look for things to poke at people.
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Priceless again!

I'm pretty sure a lot of those were not said by GWB. B/c I've seen a similar thread with dumb comments said by past presidents.

Freudian slip. :grinno: First learn to spell it,then learn what it means.And when you've done that,lighten up.The thread is called laugh WITH George,not laugh AT George.Geeze. :rolleyes:

With, not at... ah, but still it's so EASY... :lol:

The best laugh that I got from this thread came from my 'reputation' file.

Perhaps the anonymous coward with no sense of humor would care to repeat his comments in open forum?

Post it up, 'Naki.

yeah post it up :)

Son of a....let it be known that I did not vote for this man.

So, does that mean you voted for Gore? He may be a better speaker, but only if there are prepared notes sitting right in front of his face! Gee, I wonder why he's not running for President again?

gee, there is about what, 26 quotes there, out of 4 years of pulic speaking.... everyone,.no matter how eloquent you are, is bound to make a few fruedian slips of the tongue. I love how people just look for things to poke at people.


way way more than just 26. last year we had a daily calendar entitled the very misunderestimated me where every day was another funny quote of his.

I still think he's a dumbass. His daughters are hot:sunglasse

So, does that mean you voted for Gore? He may be a better speaker, but only if there are prepared notes sitting right in front of his face! Gee, I wonder why he's not running for President again?

Could care less about speech making...it's the economy and our standing within the world community that concerns me. BTW, I didn't say I voted for Gore, either... :smile:

A good deal of those quotes actually belong to Dan Quayle. George unlike Dan, specializes in physical comedy.

Those were hilarious :lol:

The best laugh that I got from this thread came from my 'reputation' file.

Perhaps the anonymous coward with no sense of humor would care to repeat his comments in open forum?


Welcome to my world Naki.... I get alot of those :biggrin:

you hush... did i tell you to speak? ;)

Sorry Master :(