I hate porcupines!!

Okay, some people in this forum have real problems....here's my poor excuse for misery.
Porcupines keep eating my cars! They love flexible brake lines and will chew right through them! If thats not enough they will chew anything made of rubber, including radiator hoses, fan belts, tires and even the steering wheel on my Jeep.
Okay, this is not every night, usually it's when my good cars are in winter storage in a barn for the winter.
But, boy, I am getting tired of every spring wondering if I am going to find a trunkful of mice, a dead rat in the air cleaner, cats peeing on the hood...(why don't they catch the mice????) bald tires and...NO BRAKES!!!!

uuh...where do you live?

If you want to keep away mice, use mothballs. We store our snowmobiles in a barn, and mothballs keep them away. As for the porcupines, shoot 'em or blow 'em up. lol

DONT TRY TO CATCH THE PORCUPINES WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!!! lol....it hurts...lol...post up in your garage for a couple nights and shoot 'em all. I'll bet its only one or two porcupines keep comin back for more.

pour some antifreeze on the ground near your car :naughty:

Rub a small amount of hot pepper oil (you can buy it at any grocery store) on whatever is being chewed. Just remember, AND THIS IS IMPORTANT, to wash your hands afterwards before going to the bathroom...ask me how I know this... :lol:

Well...If they are chewing on brake lines, Rad hoses...they're bound to get some of that in their mouths. Just wait untill the little bastards die. Or shoot them in the ass with a pellet gun, that always worked for me :lol2:

Shoot Em All!!!

hope you dont mind havin fried porcupine for dinner muahahaha. Heres what i'd do. post up in there and watch how they come in, then get some gasolin and put it by the entrance where they come in at, wait till they are on their way out then bam!!! hit em wit the flames!!!!! just make sure you clear the area of anything flamable :)

kind of reminds me of when i went over my girlfriend's house and her dad was cleaning out a whole bunch of acorns out of his air filter...why? because the squirrels decided last fall to hide them there.....:rolleyes:

Rub a small amount of hot pepper oil (you can buy it at any grocery store) on whatever is being chewed. Just remember, AND THIS IS IMPORTANT, to wash your hands afterwards before going to the bathroom...ask me how I know this... :lol:

Since no one else will...how do you know this???

Since no one else will...how do you know this???
LMAO OMG i dont really think youll want to know, i know i dont (i dont feel like bein in pain while reading it :eek7: )

Only his pain, only his...that we can laugh at!!! :lol2:

j/p :p

COuldn'tbe that bad if he said "ask me"

Thought I had some kind of venereal disease until I made the connection...

A slight tingle, warm sensation...hmmm, thats odd...slowly building in intensity...uh oh, something is definitely wrong- I'm going to kill that girl!...searing pain, running to the bathroom...what's happening to me?!...realization...frantic wanker scrubbing at sink which only seems to spread the oil...housemates laughing...horrible.

Ever try to rinse your wang in the sink? Please don't answer- this is a rhetorical question... :biggrin:

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA damn dude im gonna piss myself im laughin so hard

hey, set out a bear trap, set a radiator
hose or rubber brake line in the center
then when the little bitch goes to grab it
WHAM! that will take car of your problem.

Dont put your car in a barn?

hey, set out a bear trap, set a radiator
hose or rubber brake line in the center
then when the little bitch goes to grab it
WHAM! that will take car of your problem.

HAHAHAHAHA....I do have an animal trap (humane live trap, not leghold) I never thought of baiting it with a fresh, juicy succulent brake line.
Probably would work through.

Dont put your car in a barn?
Well, it's either hide them there or listen to the wife say"What the hell do you need 9 cars for???"

I remind her that it's only 9, which is quite reasonable, since Jay Leno has 80. She says "Well, you're goddam well NOT JAY LENO!!" :disappoin