Alternate names for...

In keeping with the whole sex theme that is going on right now... list funny names for body parts or whatever. I'll start.
Breasts - boobies,
Penis - dick, mini me, jonny
Masturbation - spank the monkey, jerkin off

Let's not get too vile now, try to make them funny.

:eek: :eek: CHOKE the CHICKEN :D :D

Sex - the old in-n-out (Clockwork Orange)

masturbation- jerkin the gherkin, spanking the Salami

You can have sex, and then you can fuck.

Masturbation
for the guys - The five finger shuffle
for the gals - Tickle the taco

sex: The Horizontal Mumbo

Breasts - jugs

Sex – Rumpy pumpy, the beast with 2 backs

Originally posted by YogsVR4

for the gals - Tickle the taco

LOL that was too funny :hehehe: I'm going to use that as a pick up line. "hey girl what do you say you let me tickle the taco


breasts: hooters

sex..........'hide the sausage'
penis........'Tyson'(he's a prick)
oral..........flute solo
masturbation....strangling a skinhead.

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Sex – ...the beast with 2 backs Now this is a good thread (and good one, FTO!) :D

MASTURBATION - a date with Rosie Palm and her five twin sisters!!

GET DRUNK - get severely derailed, obliterated, or "fuckin' 'ammered!!"

Masturbation- Flogging the bishop, polishing the pole, slapping the seed spitter......not that i've thought about that stuff....*ahem*...

OK I've got more. This time all for masturbation :p

Batting practice
Dishonorable discharge
Doing some rapid one arm pullups
Firing your squirt gun
Fist-kebabing
Getting your palm red
Gunning the motor
Honing the bone
Ironing some wrinkles
Junior olympic pole vaulting
Knuckling your knob
Launching the hand shuttle
Mashing the monster
Milking your banana
Peeling the carrot
Playing hand hockey
Playing the pipe organ
Pud wrestling
Roughing up the suspect
Sending out the troops
Shifting gears
Shooting some seeds
Snake charming
Spear fishing
Throttle the bottle
Tossing the javelin
Tugging your tapioca tube
Tuning the antenna
White water wristing


Hail to the Queen!! :p :hehehe:

u forgot playing a game of pocket pool

If you want a large list of phrases for that stuff (and more), check out:

George Carlin - incomplete list of impolite words (might find it as a "bad words", but its not 7 bad words). Its the greatest thing ever....