Something I had on my hard drive . . .
i_rebel
05-14-2001, 03:16 PM
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. It is clearly the woman's fault.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the
man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No, thank you, I think I'll just wait for the police......."
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the
man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No, thank you, I think I'll just wait for the police......."
integra818
03-06-2003, 11:01 PM
Is that a true story? :)
Ran
03-25-2003, 08:02 AM
even if it's not it's still a good one:D
Strider Negro
04-04-2003, 10:56 AM
hahhahahahahHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
Jimster
04-05-2003, 05:03 AM
:rolleyes:
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