Humor! Gators

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids...I jus' don' git it."

"Well," said the big gator, "What you been eatin'?"

"Republicans, same as you," replied the small gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em?"

"Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot of dat courthouse."

"Same here. Hmm. How do ya catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawl up unner one of dem Lexuses and wait fer someone to unlock da door. Den I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the crap outta dem and eats 'm!"

"Ah," says the big gator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a Republican, there ain't nuthin' left but lips, lies and a briefcase."

LOL, very good.

Hey is that the Blondini Gang in your avatar?

You spelt humour wrong, Kev.

Nope, he didn't.

BTW, good joke.

LOL, very good.

Hey is that the Blondini Gang in your avatar?

Indeed it is...Showin' your age there,T4.

And for Dave.The spelling is intentional.Anyone who spells humour with a 'u' doesn't need to be told when something is intended as a joke. :grinno:

I heard the same joke but mine was a bit different. I like my version better! :rofl:

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids...I jus' don' git it."

"Well," said the big gator, "What you been eatin'?"

"Democrats, same as you," replied the small gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em?"

"Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot of dat courthouse."

"Same here. Hmm. How do ya catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawl up unner one of dem Lexuses and wait fer someone to unlock da door. Den I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the crap outta dem and eats 'm!"

"Ah," says the big gator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a Democrats, there ain't nuthin' left but lips, lies and a briefcase."

Regardless of the politial persuasion of the meal - the joke is a riot :rofl:













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^its the same as all political jokes; change the presidents name or the party, and it works for everyone. :p