The good son...

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $2,000 in the collection plate.
This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,
approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $2,000 a week in the
collection plate," he stated.

"Why, yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I
don't need, I give to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said, "Oh, $20,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. Your son is very successful; what does he do for
a living?"

"He's a veterinarian," she answered.

"That's a very honorable profession," the pastor says. "How does he
make
so much money and where does he practice?"

The old lady said proudly, "Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas
and
one in Reno."

:lol::lol:

i don't get it

i don't get it
are you being sarcastic? if not, cat house/whore house, the old lady confused it with a cat house being a vetenarian hospital

i don't get it
a cat house is a brothel or bordello. aka whorehouse.

Thats both of Tonios sons when they grow up...and Tonio will be the grandma...

ohhhhhh, i get it now.......after the explanations :icon16:

good one, i guess :rofl:

:lol2::lol:

hehe

Definitely a good one.

i don't get it

this made me laugh as much as the joke, (mostly because my little brother read the joke at the same time, and said those exact same words :D) but the joke was also amazing

glad to have you back and making us laugh tonio