Creation...

> First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
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> Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing."
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> After casting about for a suitable pearl,
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> He kept messing around and created a girl.
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> Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
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> Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
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> Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
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> And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
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> Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
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> Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
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> Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
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> And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
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> Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
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> And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
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> 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
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> Then he added a mouth.
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> Ruined the whole damn thing.

haha thats good...i think i got that emailed to me or something cause i heard that before.

I don't know...the mouth has it's merit...

what's wrong with the mouth? now, the larynx however..

hehe, good one :1:

:lol2: Poetry

!!!!! ^_^

My wife hates this one!! :p

I don't know...the mouth has it's merit...

:iagree:

allow me :rofl:

heh that was pretty damn good

My wife hates this one!! :p
aren't we using the word hate often enough?
love the new title(under your username), by the way.

I hate the word hate. it's very hateful.:p






I hated to say that!:lol: