Wellington Vice

Some of you may be wondering what all these references to "Wellington Vice" are all about. And some of you may not.

Could the may nots please fuck off now. Ta, bro.


In 2004 a crack investigation unit was sent to Weir House for a crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped the maximum security stockade to the Wellington underground.

Today, still wanted by the Fuzz, they survive as investigators of fortune.

If you have a problem, and no one else can help- and if you can find them- maybe you can hire:

WELLINGTON VICE.
(You can find the main offices of Wellington Vice in Weir House on some floor. Look for the Hannah chick, she will locate the secret office for you.)

We are a crack- and I mean crack!- team for hire in the Wellington Region (and beyond, if you pay airfares and booze).

Wellington Vice is available for raids, investigations, surveillence (paticularly hot young ladi.....suspicious characters), birthday parties and corperate events.

The Elite Team is as follows:

Jarrod (Intel, Raids, Perving):

http://www.web.intergate.ca/ieclubphotoalbum/images/Winter_oks/Inspector_Clouseau.jpg

Thats him after winning the Inspector of the year trophy.

Huggy Dave (Informant and Pimp (or so he says. I think he's just a bit gay with all those colours, darling)):

http://images.killermovies.com/s/starskyamphutch/sah_set_pics_01.jpg

Rhys (Driver, Raids, Perving):

http://ariel.arjona.org/blog/archives/pics/miami_vice.jpg

Pickle (Only there so we look non sexist- and she cooks the mean eggs):

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=503/74364mrtpick-med.JPG

And our undercover operative:

http://www.lovefifi.com/images/costumes-promos/costume-fbi.jpg

Wellington Vice about to raid a dorm for illegal booze and porn and women.

http://www.cityofconroe.org/police/objects/swat-stack-side.jpg

RECOGNISE!

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=500/74364logo1.jpg

...uhh...can we say attention whore? :lol2:

Can we say...

RAID ON RAZ's HOUSE?

Who knew Pickle was black...huh...

It's all that gold that gives it away.

Can we say...

RAID ON RAZ's HOUSE?
lol...bring it!

Damn right we will! :D

YAY! I get to see Pickle live

And she pitys you, fool!

she? :sly:

Why can't I be the hot FBI chick :(

Thank you for finally designing the organisation logo Rhys, I shall attach it to the door of the Head Office pronto.

Now, as for the Lesbian stronghold, my work is leasing me to the location, however you'll have to dispatch the undercover agent, or pickle, with some eggs :p

ohhhhh boy :screwy:

Group shot!!

http://www.snt.cz/barricade/obrazky/obal.jpg

Wow.......You've aged terribly Jared, but good to see you guys managed to bust out of jail.

Can we say...

RAID ON RAZ's HOUSE?

Can we say "You wouldn't fit through the window without a shoe horn?"

Can we say "You wouldn't fit through the window without a shoe horn?"
If you kick the door just below the handle....

Home invasions hey?
I reckon one guy could take you all out at xmas.... not mentioning names....

Home invasions hey?
I reckon one guy could take you all out at xmas.... not mentioning names....


I'll deny everything :grinno:

If you kick the door just below the handle....


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

always knew you Wellingtonians were an ODD bunch.


Tazdev - glad to be approx 800km away from you all :)

Only since the Saffie invaded.

Only since the Saffie invaded.


True true

I know what thats like I work with 3

Worry not Taz I'll be in Auckland in less than 2 weeks

We've got theme music now too!

Worry not Taz I'll be in Auckland in less than 2 weeks


can I have a firm idea of when so I can vacate the area?

Ban him!


And errr......Dispatch Wellington Vice to some place called Patea.

it has been taken care of!!

Im glad theres the protection of the sea seperating me from you psycho's :lol:

Xmas packing to do:
Duct Tape,
Panduit Straps,
Combat knife.

Check.

Steyr?

damn you kiwis/aussies and your kick ass games!!!! now why can't i be someone cool like nameless S.W.A.T guy #3 or something cool like that:p

You can be Nameless Star Trek Extra In Red Starfleet Uniform Beamed Down With The Captain So The Aliens Can Kill Someone.

LMAO...mostly happens to the black guys in the team too.....we have to look at the camera and unleash blood-curdling screams before we die gruesome deaths:p :sly:

I vote Hogie post a .wav of a bloodcurdling scream...

Xmas packing to do:
Duct Tape,
Panduit Straps,
Combat knife.

Check.

Post saved for posterity and Customs.

/\ :lol2:

Steyr?

Lol, Rhys can have one. Might make it fair then!! :lol:

Post saved for posterity and Customs.

Ha ha, did you know I can fly with a combat knife. Been there, done that. ;) I even told them it was in there.

LOL I'm not surprised with the state of the some of the AVSEC units I've seen there and here!

I'll take the Steyr, too. Make a damn good raiding tool!

This thread is still going?

Of fucking course!

If Z3 is Crockett, who is Tubbs?