pony penis envy

i absolutly love you guys....mustang owners. thanx for being your normal cocky, dumb-ass, dick head selves. if it werent for you guys i never would have got into tuning. you go out and buy a v-8 (almost always a mustang cause they're cheaper than a faster z28 or trans am), and BAM! now youre the man. it feels good to burn the tires off a rwd in the rain. then you talk shit to the 4 banger guys "no replacement for displacement" "how many hamster under the hood". every one of you have said something close at least once, and none of you have the balls (save a very slim few) to admit to your buddys when a four banger completly ass rapes you.

soo.....my mission is to embarass every one of you in turn, in front of your friends. my car aint the fastest and i have been beat, bad. but that was once, and he wasnt steet legal. so look out pony puffers.!!


yours truly,
4banginFury

Hey, look...
<----- No rain! Wheee!

See, it's people like you that generalize that give everyone else a bad name...

Just because some of us are assholes, doesn't mean we all are... Same goes for you 4banger guys...

Good luck on your quest.

I bid you good day,
Norkex

Your're a dumb fuck. Shut the fuck up.

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Haha! rain! I can do burnouts in my STOCK '98 F150 with BIGGER, STICKY tires!!! the stock tires were I think 29", hard as hell with a shitty tread, those would light up at any kind of hard accelleration. The new bigger(31") tires take some coaxing, but it still can be done.. Now thats the truck, and its massive 220hp... the mustang's got a big more oomph under the hood. Next time you're in connecticut, let me know, cuz i have about 650 horses I want you to meet. And yes, they can spin my tires without any water's assistance. And yes, it is street legal. Give me about a month, the motor is bein rebuilt to get more power out of it. Always need more...
I do have respect for some honda/toyota/etc "tuners", it is impressive what they can get out of the small engines. but its still front wheel drive.... and its still a 4 cylinder.. and its still weak... I mean, yeah, someone got 450hp out of their honda civic, impressive and all, but you dont have any way to properly put it to the ground(like a rear axle...) and you spend $15k to get there when it cost me under 3 grand to easily get 650hp out of my v8, and it still sounds like it has no balls! even if it does have balls, I have never heard a 4 cyl that I really like... The audi TT has a pretty nice sound to it.. but nothing beats the gurgling rumble of detroit iron. I just dont see the point in working your ass off and spending 20 grand to get your honda/toyota/nissan/whatever into the 12s, when with less work and less money you could have a v8 RWD car below the 10s, and still be much more streetable than the 4cyl!

And the thing about 'cant afford the z28' etc, I know for myself its not like that. I dont care how fast whatever car came stock, because it wont remain stock. I think most of the guys on this forum modify their cars to make them faster, so stock speed isnt really an issue. I also think many of the guys on this forum want the Ford logo on their car. I know thats the case with me, I wouldn't buy any chevy(except a '57-'58 vette or a 68-81(?) vette, and put a ford motor in it of course). Its a sort of brand loyalty thing. And I hear all the shit from the 'ricers' too, like 5.0slow(i dont have a 5.0), Fix Or Repair Daily(okay they got me there... haha) Rustang(hey, let me see you build a car entirely out of steel and iron, then drive it around for 35 years without it rusting!!!). I think the 'teasing' is worse for the ford/chevy guys, because they have to hear it from the 'ricers' and from the opposing brands... But if you have enough power, you can shut them all up :)

Just another troll, who seems to be very jelious that he is not part of our tight nit family.

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