SKYLINE HELP please!!

i just bought a nissan skyline and yes i do know more about cars than motorcycles but its mostly american models fords and chevys. NO i dont like the new mustangs and i want a good mpg import that i can amaz u with. what should i get to make it look good first of all! and one more thing have u seen 2 fast 2 furious how do u make it shoot the air out of the motor like that??



oh ya HA to the guy who said i couldn't find one!!

You're full of shit

Go the fuck away unless you have pictures.

i just bought a nissan skyline and yes i do know more about cars than motorcycles but its mostly american models fords and chevys. NO i dont like the new mustangs and i want a good mpg import that i can amaz u with. what should i get to make it look good first of all! and one more thing have u seen 2 fast 2 furious how do u make it shoot the air out of the motor like that??



oh ya HA to the guy who said i couldn't find one!!
Are you fucking kidding me?

Prove that you drive a skyline, take a picture of it outside of McDonalds and put a Big Mac on the hood of it. Then write "AF PWNZ j00" on a sign rand take a picture holding it next to the rear of your car.

If you can afford a Skyline, then tell us what model and any distinguishing features. And if you can afford a Skyline, you can afford a digital camera. So no excuses.



n00bs make my head hurt.

i just bought a nissan skyline and yes i do know more about cars than motorcycles but its mostly american models fords and chevys. NO i dont like the new mustangs and i want a good mpg import that i can amaz u with. what should i get to make it look good first of all! and one more thing have u seen 2 fast 2 furious how do u make it shoot the air out of the motor like that??



oh ya HA to the guy who said i couldn't find one!!

If you know more about cars than motorcycles you should have atleast heard of a turbocharger or a supercharger thats what is making the condensed air come out from infront of the doors, although it is highly unlikely that you can get a 5 foot geiyser of condensed air to shoot out like that. And for the whole skyline thing i would also like to see a picture of it with maybe a little sign that says AF on it or something.

ok close this thread and ban the newbie poser..

not the best way to get recognized here buddie just pack your bags and leave b4 we kick your ass out
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skyline huh?

well, to make it look better I'd buy some tuning-stickers, you know, like in 2fast2furious
doesn't matter of which brand, just buy as much as you can, HKS, Holden, Ralliart, Mugen - look all cool on a skyline.

about the air, now thats pretty easy.
it's done by those large turbochargers, just get a T51R SPL or something, try to push it to at least 40psi and some air will come out of your engine.

skyline huh?

well, to make it look better I'd buy some tuning-stickers, you know, like in 2fast2furious
doesn't matter of which brand, just buy as much as you can, HKS, Holden, Ralliart, Mugen - look all cool on a skyline.

about the air, now thats pretty easy.
it's done by those large turbochargers, just get a T51R SPL or something, try to push it to at least 40psi and some air will come out of your engine.
HAH HAH oooh shit thats great. I can just imagine some mugen stickers on a skyline :lol: :lol: :lol:

really give me my 2 mins back or else

or else what you ask?

i'm not sure either maybe i'll give you some candy.


I'll shut up this isn't going anywhere

wow thats like 1.2 min of my life i'll never get back thanx tomvolksandford! :(

ok close this thread and ban the newbie poser..

not the best way to get recognized here buddie just pack your bags and leave b4 we kick your ass out
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hey pal at least i dont have a probe stop wastin time with that and get a real car ass hole!!


and to all of the bastards who dont belive me im off to take some photes right now you pieces of shit!!

Also you can get the whole shooting air thing with nitrous by firing it when your in neutral or have your clutch in.

skyline huh?

well, to make it look better I'd buy some tuning-stickers, you know, like in 2fast2furious
doesn't matter of which brand, just buy as much as you can, HKS, Holden, Ralliart, Mugen - look all cool on a skyline.

about the air, now thats pretty easy.
it's done by those large turbochargers, just get a T51R SPL or something, try to push it to at least 40psi and some air will come out of your engine.

Hey man i dont want to be a ricer i want it actually look cool and thanks for not talking trash alot of people do that!!! oh i think all go out to the garage and try to raise the air pressure i think i can because i bought the car with twin garret turbos

HEy guys who aren't idiots here is my cars stats

2000 Nissan Skyline GT-R
RB26DETT engine

it came with twin garret turbos and all freshly port and polished

umm i m sorry its a R34 GT-R V Spec II thanx to the guy who made me go make sure but it is a 2000

Hey man i dont want to be a ricer i want it actually look cool and thanks for not talking trash alot of people do that!!! oh i think all go out to the garage and try to raise the air pressure i think i can because i bought the car with twin garret turbos


Dude what skyline do you have? And raise the air pressure?:eek7: ... just take those pics


Edit: Never mind I see you posted what you have. I still want pics

lol he found a 2000 GTR for sale in America... could afford it... and was wondering about cheap imports... lol

What a fucking joke.

Go fucking hang yourself dude, you're stupid.

Seriously dude, just go and never come back without some proof. You got nothin, you don't know shit about cars, and you're pissing people off.

@ raising air pressure

yeah, that can be done by lowering the car
- you know, air's pressure is higher down there.

anyways, I believe in you know.
here is my car stats
2004 Lamborghini Murciélago
V12 Engine

it came with gearbox and all freshly port and polished

edit: now, if you proof that you bought a skyline from 2000 - which can only be the R34 V-Spec Nur - I'll take back my insults and write "unworthy" in my signature


but be sure I'll steal that car

How the hell did you buy a skyline from a dealership? They dont sell them in AMERICA!

And I dont see any pic?


Edit: He deleted the post but he just said he had a pic of him and his girl buying the car at a dealership.

you guys don't really know about nitrous huh? that stream of condense air is when they purge the nitrous. people purge nitrous before a race becasue that gets all the air out of the system so you get all nitrous into the engine, not air then nitrous.

they usually put a seperate line that tees off from the jets going to either the intake or intake manifold ( direct port injection ). so they press a seperate bottom to purge, and another bottom to actually use it for power.

this reminds me alot of that thread by that integra xsi dude in the honda forums ha ha ha....he said he took pics but never came back and hasnt posted since

There's this little thingy called a Boost Controller. You use that to crank up your boost to 40psi.

Then you will have HUGE, imaginary fireballs, coming from your imaginary exhaust that's bolted to your imaginary RB26 that came equipped in your imaginary GT-R.

Ain't fantasy fun you F'ing Loser?

lol he found a 2000 GTR for sale in America... could afford it... and was wondering about cheap imports... lol

What a fucking joke.

Go fucking hang yourself dude, you're stupid.
open your eyes i went to a dealer looking for the car found it for 55k to out a loan and bought it with my girl screaming in my ears the whole time!! so mind your business and keep out if u dont believe me

There's this little thingy called a Boost Controller. You use that to crank up your boost to 40psi.

Then you will have HUGE, imaginary fireballs, coming from your imaginary exhaust that's bolted to your imaginary RB26 that came equipped in your imaginary GT-R.

Ain't fantasy fun you F'ing Loser?
no the funny thing is that you dont own that car u werent at the track and you dont have a wife stop trying poser!

Found it at a dealer for 55k.

ROFL What a joke.

I dont know if you've noticed, but no one here even cares if you have a fast car or not. So why lie? Oh that's right... because you're fucking stupid.

Give us real proof you fucking have one you loser.

Fucking kids who think they're paul walker.

How the hell did you buy a skyline from a dealership? They dont sell them in AMERICA!

And I dont see any pic?


Edit: He deleted the post but he just said he had a pic of him and his girl buying the car at a dealership.

ya its used pal!

I find this so very interesting, interesting in deed.

#1. The R34 Skyline (any model) is NOT able to be complied or LEGALIZED in the United States at this time.

#2. That pic you are showing in your signature is an R34 GTR Vspec II. Gee they didn't come out until late 2001. You claim to have a 2000 model, which at best could be a gen I Vspec or Vspec.

#3. That pic in your signature looks awefully familar to a guy in Wellington's car. Actually IDENTICAL funny that.

Prove it or be banned. Pretty simple isn't it.

Found it at a dealer for 55k.

ROFL What a joke.

I dont know if you've noticed, but no one here even cares if you have a fast car or not. So why lie? Oh that's right... because you're fucking stupid.

Give us real proof you fucking have one you loser.

Fucking kids who think they're paul walker.


dude if you dont believe me than stop wasten yur time posting here

Oh I nearly forgot. The GTR comes factory with Garrett turbos!

This kid is up a shit creek without a canoe. Yes, a canoe.

no the funny thing is that you dont own that car u werent at the track and you dont have a wife stop trying poser!

I have something you don't punk-boy. Actually a few things.

1. A life.
2. A nice car
3. A great wife
4. And friends.
5. Oh yeah, and pics.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=503/141207DriftingEvo_3_.jpg
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=500/141207ScottsEVO-med.jpg
http://www.gowump.com/kc-kcspage.jpg

http://www.gowump.com/kc-kcspage.jpgYour wife .. :naughty: j/k man, To the so called "skyline owner" that pic in your sig look's like it's from somebody's avitar.. Untill you can show full size pic's and say a pic of.. the gas cap maybe? I won't belive you and I'm sure nobody else will..

Why the hell do people lie about what kind of car they own... :disappoin

GTR2b is that an EVOII or EVOIII I get them confused. Sorry about that.

I thought I would post a couple of pics of my car. A REAL GTR owner.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=503/50070311.jpg
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=503/5007030.jpg

Are you fucking kidding me?

Prove that you drive a skyline, take a picture of it outside of McDonalds and put a Big Mac on the hood of it. Then write "AF PWNZ j00" on a sign rand take a picture holding it next to the rear of your car.

If you can afford a Skyline, then tell us what model and any distinguishing features. And if you can afford a Skyline, you can afford a digital camera. So no excuses.



n00bs make my head hurt.

go away fag we dont want yuor bull shit here!

I believe you own a skyline just post some pictures.





p.s. Im just lying i do not believe you own a skyline.

"go away fag we dont want yuor bull shit here!"

It's so bullshit to take a picture of your car with you holding a sign isn't it?

If you own a skyline, you should have enough money to buy a digital camera or borrow a friends camera and post it here with you standing in front of the car holding a sign that has your account name on it.

No one is going to stop flaming until you do so...

go away fag we dont want yuor bull shit here!We don't need you here either :newbie:

go away fag we dont want yuor bull shit here!

I think you missed the point, it seems evident that unless you can come up with some proof that you indeed own an R34 Skyline, it's YOUR bullshit that's not wanted here.

i didnt want to flame you but dude come one seriously you didnt have to come here and post just to brag about your "car". im not tryin to be an asshole but think about it. there is no point to it. everyone here would have been fine with you saying "hey guys im (insert name) and im new here and i want to learn about cars." if you had said that all of this would NOT have happened. wait no i just read your other posts. so i am gonna flame you. you said that you have a ducatti, an F-150 lightning, and now a skyline but you just want to streetrace it on the freeway and from light to light... and your in AMERICA!!! man honestly until i see you a picture that has you holding a sign that says i hate GREG. infront of your skyline your f 150 and your ducatti im calling BS!!!

EDIT: and dude wtf is with all your name calling that is not the way to get a warm welcome to anyplace :loser: :loser: :loser:

and please for everyother car forum out there dont join it and post BS like this becuase it will piss all of them off aswell.....


:2cents:

Not to mention that in his profile he claims that he's a car fabricator yet he's completely stupid when it comes to cars.

Oh yeah, and he's from a little hick town in Washington State called Enumclaw. It's a sleepy little rest-stop on the way to Crystal Mountain Ski Resort.

Why is it all the MF'rs from Washington State that are claiming that they own a GT-R? It casts a pretty bad shadow on the rest of us Washingtonians.

yo tom gimme your address so i can personally come down there and knock your fucking teeth out you queer

do you seriously think you're funny by making shit like this up? do you enjoy being the centre of attention? ya there's a thing called ADD, get help you fucking dimwitt, you don't have a car, buddy i bet you're not even ELIGIBLE to have a liscence you fucking kid, now get lost before you really do get your ass kicked and i seriously mean that

yo tom gimme your address so i can personally come down there and knock your fucking teeth out you queer

do you seriously think you're funny by making shit like this up? do you enjoy being the centre of attention? ya there's a thing called ADD, get help you fucking dimwitt, you don't have a car, buddy i bet you're not even ELIGIBLE to have a liscence you fucking kid, now get lost before you really do get your ass kicked and i seriously mean that:rofl::rofl::lol2::owned:

Okay, I was tolerant of this up to here with this little punkess, but now he's giving ENUMCLAW a bad name and I can't accept that.

Kasey Kahne, who used to run with the Ohio Sprint All-Stars and now is sitting #11 in points in Nascar Nextel Cup is from Enumclaw, and he's one helluva a guy (should know, I met him at Attica Raceway Park during the Brad Doty Classic a few years ago; 2002 if my memory serves me right).

Kasey and his folks gave me a fine impression of Enumclaw, but this fuckweed is quickly spoiling that. So, Tom, either admit that you're tooling around town in a 1989 blue Cavalier sedan (my mom's car that I'm driving while Layla gets her repairs done) or come up with some hard proof you own one of the rarest Japanese cars on American soil.

Jeez, if you can afford to fuel, tag, insure, and buy a Skyline, you can afford to take a picture of it and you standing alongside it flipping all of us the bird.

go away fag we dont want yuor bull shit here!


Well you now have 5 days to not only cool down but also come up with proof. No viable proof after your 5 day vacation and it becomes permanant.

Well you now have 5 days to not only cool down but also come up with proof. No viable proof after your 5 day vacation and it becomes permanant.

good choice. i was waiting for it. but i do have to say as someone who was not involved in the arguement, that this is about the most amusing threads i have read sence i have been a member of AF. i have having a bad day and reading this made my do SOOO much better.

and damn Neutrinio, thats some funny a$$ sh1T!!!

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/133601253788-med.jpgholy shit :rofl:
:rofl: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: That's a new one :sunglasse