Globalization
Ricochet
06-03-2004, 04:10 PM
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... That, my friends, is Globalization.
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... That, my friends, is Globalization.
SonyMobile
06-03-2004, 04:29 PM
:lol: that was cool, do another one!
Damien
06-03-2004, 04:41 PM
I WANT MORE! I WANT MORE! :thumbsup:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
YogsVR4
06-03-2004, 04:50 PM
excellent! :lol:
jcz1987
06-03-2004, 04:51 PM
Thats great!! :lol: Make another one!
RSX-S777
06-03-2004, 04:55 PM
But where does that leave the New Zealanders?
zebrathree
06-03-2004, 05:12 PM
Being superior to Australians in every single way, thats where.
KustmAce
06-03-2004, 06:20 PM
Awesome! Do another!
Oz
06-03-2004, 06:58 PM
:lol2:
tonioseven
06-03-2004, 07:01 PM
Clever coolness!!:sunglasse
FireBball972
06-03-2004, 08:12 PM
hey, that is really cool!!
got any more?
got any more?
-GS-
06-03-2004, 08:53 PM
heh that was pretty damn good.
Toksin
06-03-2004, 09:03 PM
But where does that leave the New Zealanders?
Running AF. Duh.
Running AF. Duh.
93rollaracer
06-03-2004, 10:22 PM
:rofl: beautiful :rofl:
chaser29
06-03-2004, 10:40 PM
Interesting :smokin: Pretty good.
Andydg
06-03-2004, 10:55 PM
That's perdy darn clever.
DevoutWankelist
06-04-2004, 04:03 AM
*clapping :thumbsup:
-Davo
06-04-2004, 09:54 AM
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... That, my friends, is Globalization.
oh shit, that would of been the PERFECT answer to that exact question in my Business Studies exam last year!
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... That, my friends, is Globalization.
oh shit, that would of been the PERFECT answer to that exact question in my Business Studies exam last year!
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