Laughing so hard I lost...

One the way home tonight my friend and I were sitting at the stop light when this car pulls up next to me and revs up. I turn to look at the car and there sitting next to me was the Imfamous Ford Festiva Type-S. I could see the car had it's +50 HP duct tape racing stripes and the all intimidating Ford Racing sticker in the back passenger window. I'm trying not to laugh but I made the mistake of looking over at my friend. He looks at me and says "Rice rice baby" in a bad asian accent. I lost it and busted up laughing. While I was laughing the light turned green and the Fast and Furious Ford takes off. I know you all are saying why didn't I take off after him and beat him. Well I would have if I hadn't seen "Type R this... bizatch" in bad vinyl lettering in his rear window. Seeing that triggered another fit of laughter. By the time I stopped laughing the light turned red. I admit I was beat by the Fast and Furious Type-S Ford Festiva....

i wish i lived in your town, i would actually beat something, besides a sunfire. lol. i bet the people behind you,if there were any, would be laughing or pissed off.

HA HA i love ford econoboxes. The mid eighties escort. The fiesta. The aspire. And your best friend, the festiva. They are actually competition against the camry!

People laugh at Ford Escorts until they learn about the Escort RS Cosworth that had 227bhp.

we didnt even get the cosworth escort over here did we?

nope...probably never will

Some in the US order the parts and do the conversion

try laughing at my scort gt...its no cosworth, but it will hold its own against stangs and hondas....13.78 @ 96 mph

you don't run 13.7's at 96 mph i think your lying. A 13.7 should be somewhere between 102 and 108 mph.

mods/pics of that escort? I believe you, i just wanna see it

soon as i can figure it out ill get some pics....but its nothing special, forest green, pretty much a sleeper except for the 17's and fart pipe....

mods...sorry......i have an lx...swapped a gt motor after replacing cams, cam gears, ported the head, underdrive pully, bored out .5 over with hypercramatic pistons, pace setter header, no cat,no back seat , very light car, and a 125 shot of nos...shes quick, but i cant leave the line full throttle or i burn the tires off...thats why the 96 mph...