I hate rice

Im still a newb to this, but I have to share this. I was taking my boy to get some tires for his car, and as soon as I get on the freeway there's a "primered" eg hatch dx with three different shades of primer :sly:, a big ass tach, and an exhaust. It sounded like he had something under the hood maybe intake and headers. Im not one to race on the the streets or highways but this dumbass was gettting on my nerves, reving everytime he got next to me downshifting so he could ride bumper, so I said fuck it. So he got on my bumper again but this time I downshifted to second and immediately started to pull and him I had about 2 1/2 cars on him when I shut it down at 90 cuz of traffic. After that he kept a nice distance between me and him. And in typical ricer fashion floored it right when im getting off the freeway me and my boy were like wtf? All I have is a zc with intake, 2 1/2 straight pipe, gutted cat with a stock exhaust, and I still have my hf tranny with it's loooooooong gears. But this guy probably still had his dx motor looks like he really needs that racing tach :loser: .

its guy like that that give us real "tuners" a bad name in imports.

hmmm...another "rice" thread...will it ever end...i think not :disappoin

but to add to this...i was over at NCSU and saw a funny lil cavalier....car was parked right beside it and in the front looked completely stock, but when u came around the back...had a wing, muffler, and clear tails...looked shameful IMO...but u notice how all these commercials make import turners seem like complete retards :rolleyes:

speaking of making tuners look like retards anyone seen the NAPA commercial?

:lol: that's what i was refering to

Actually chinesse rice is pretty good. When it has some onions, carrots, a little bit of egg...some soy sauce.

speaking of making tuners look like retards anyone seen the NAPA commercial?

I was just gonna say that. IM GONNA TUNE MY CAR! I WAS THINKING OF A INTAKE NEON SOMETHIN AND A FAT OVAL CAN! t40 somethin 2do blah blah. What. That NAWZZ system. RIGHT ON MAN!!! Napa were real tuners go. YOU GOT ANY SHIFTER NOBS!!!

sorry just had to repeat it.... :banghead:

goddamn.. i just saw that tonight.. i seriously almost got up and kicked over my TV... why does this have to happen??

They also make the guy sound like he is retarded.... wait he is a ricer so I guess he is retarded :evillol:

so is it supposed to be a joke that they moved this thread to this forum :sly:

Actually chinesse rice is pretty good. When it has some onions, carrots, a little bit of egg...some soy sauce.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

http://figz.com/~deters/photos//00Stuff/rice.jpg

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Now thats funny

My friend and I are making stickers to spoof ricers. Since ricers stick sponser sticker on thier car well I came up with a few. I'm proudly sponsered by: Cheap-Ass, No Name, and Ghetto. When I get done with the logo designs I'll post them in Off Topic

I had the idea of making "Nawz", "V-Tech" and last but not least... "Sticker Horsepower" and putting the stickers on random cars. :D

its guy like that that give us real "tuners" a bad name in imports.
"Tuners" like you with a Del Sol that only has i/h/e? :rolleyes:

wow harsh rico, id say you can be a tuner even if u just plan on modding ur car and are waiting on money or somthing