Never drinking ever again

Saturday night was horrible for me. I saw my post, and didn't even remember writing that. At 9:30 P.M. i was thowing up all over the place, i threw up twice in the morning. I watched the video my other cousin made that night,i couldn't believe it. Now every time i see a captain morgan add, i feel sick like i'm going to throw up again. I'm think i've had my fun with alcohol from now on.

p.s.- I have a funny pic of JSwigz passed out with his foot propped up on the toilet i'm going to post

you and me both. drank about half a bottle of vodka and a few shots of bacardi friday nite, passed out til 5 pm saturday (woulda been later but my friends mom woke me up). have no idea how the hell i got to the place i was sleeping at and really didn't feel fully un-drunk until about noon on sunday. and to top it all off, i got one of my friends fired (indirectly but it was still pretty much my fault) and got 2-5 of my other friends extremely pissed at me.

so yea...i'm just gonna stick to being the driver from now on.

Suck it up :loser:
































:lol2:

Spoken like a repeat offender :lol:

I cant wait to see this pic of Jon. I havent had a good laugh in awhile.

p.s.- I have a funny pic of JSwigz passed out with his foot propped up on the toilet i'm going to post

I wish I could have been awake and coherent for me to know you were taking a picture (or Corey, or whoever took it). I saw this picture...I laughed at myself...

Never drinking again....LOL how often do I use/hear that one! :grinno: ...

I think I got drunk Friday night.... hmmm.

I don't remember.

I have a mate of mine who is just 19 years old. He CAN'T drink again. So feel lucky.

I wish I could have been awake and coherent for me to know you were taking a picture (or Corey, or whoever took it). I saw this picture...I laughed at myself...

How much longer 'til we see the picture, I want to laugh my ass off. :evillol:

I'm stupid enough Sober.....'nuff said :uhoh:

Never drinking ever again


If I had a beer for every time I've said that...

you could get all your mates pissed a few times!

Bah, you'll fall off the wagon.


This Captain Morgan?

http://www.caracalea.com/images/captain%20morgan0.jpg

I have a mate of mine who is just 19 years old. He CAN'T drink again. So feel lucky.

How is it he "CAN'T" ?

How is it he "CAN'T" ?

He must have had his lips surgically removed and is left with little other choice but a Jack Daniels suppository.

Scott, for some reason that doesn't sound that bad...

GAH.

What about a Jim Beam IV?

You pussies, quit after only half a bottle and a few shots.

Every time I go partying, I have a bottle of Jack just to myself, a shitload of beers and usually lots of Vodka.

Never once had over a ** hangover.

Hmmm, never again huh? I wonder how many days till this guy gets totally shitfaced again...

Any bets?

I used to always tell myself that every saturday and sunday mornings, but finally gave up and figured for how much fun I have at the time, it's definatly worth it!! Plus, I don't really get hangovers any more.

Liquor before beer...have no fear
Beer before liquor...never been sicker

How is it he "CAN'T" ?

He's dead. I thought that was pretty clear.


/me wants to see picture of drunk Jon
:useless:

Yeah. where are the drunken swigz pics?

I'll ask him what the hold up is today at work. Bah, what the hell am I doing?!? I'm trying to speed up the time it takes to get MY embarassing picture here for YOU to laugh at me. Eh, fuckit. I was drunk, I don't remember.

nothing better than waking up 3 hrs from home on a porch covered in sand with half of your clothes missing and rolling over and being on the beachfront and having no fawkin idea how or when you got there nor whos place this is or the people there ....ahh yes..i do love drinking a half gallon of the captin

Man you guys,, wait till you get to be my age,,,you know your in trouble when you have drank everything and you still remember to take the bottles out by 7 am.
oh, the wagon deal,,,, no such thing !!
p.s. at age 40 and up we do not get hange overs we slip in to the altzhimers delima and that is good for two or three more shots till we go to sleep(passssss out), good luck don't kill some one or your self doing this!!!!!