paaerty hard

soi i goed too tis parti right and evrybudy says thro thatt litle hore in thee water soe myu freind ssaid ok i do it forr a beeer sop he ween andd grabesa her adn throwss her intoe the water andd hse comed out and an difrent girl pullls her by the hare and sayss badd suttff to ehr..i need too tel u guiuyys htis butt imm fuknig hammird

looke at hirm > :icon16: <<<<<<<<<<<sillly imbred hahaa funnmy

beeer sop? beer soap, is that what you use to wash the party smell off?

Wow, 2 piss posts in one night. :lol2:

:lol: Way to go...I have no fucking idea what you just said but sounds liek a blast :thumbsup:

just smile and nod

smiles and nods

Hmmm..two in one night...

It's been a while since I've made a good piss post...

Welcome to old age, gramps :p


As for SonyMobile- I don't know what the fuck you just said, but you just touched a bothers HEART!!

Cept he didn't say he loved you, Jimmy.

If I get time on Wednesday, I'm going to own this fuckers piss posting!!!

Speaking of teh funny drunk; Last night the halls social-retard decided he'd try drinking beer, he got drunk and came to town with us and ended up looking like even more of a complete dipshit, I laughed so hard I crapped my pants.

Sounds like fun.

I was posting about 1am this morning whilst peaking off my tits. Luckily you can still drive, type, converse normally whilst on a pill. :)

Speaking of teh funny drunk; Last night the halls social-retard decided he'd try drinking beer, he got drunk and came to town with us and ended up looking like even more of a complete dipshit, I laughed so hard I crapped my pants.

Dude, that's not something you should share.

PS I was fast asleep by the time you txted me. In bed by 11 :p

:spit:.......WOW. I guess I was pretty done eh?...holy crap.

Well...I think what I was trying to tell you all (I have no clue why) is that, there were a small group of "whores" that everyone hates at this party, (I wouldnt mind getting in the sack with a few of them... :grinno:, but ya no how it goes...) and it was a beach party, there was a massive bonfire going, and everyone was having a great time. Then, everyone decided they wanted one of these little "whores" to go in the water...for an unwilling swim. Long story short, my buddy was hammered, and could barely walk, and said "Ill do it for a beer" so..some other dude gave him a beer that belonged to someone else, he ran over, almost fell into the fire, stood next to her, grabbed her and launched her about 12 feet into the water, It doesnt sound that funny, but..was one of those things you had to see. Then, when she was getting a ride back into town, another girl decided the "little whore" had to be removed from the truck, she grabbed her by the hair, and hauled her out the window of the truck. :owned:

Like I said, it was one of those things that you had to be there.

Is this the point where the older generation say You ain't party until... Well all of this happened to me while I lived in Germany.

Woke up in another country. France
Went to Amsterdam and woke up back in Germany and banned from all USO tour trips.
Woke up on the back of a statue of a lion in the Banhof Park in Wiesbaden.
Woke up on a train in what used to be East Germany.
Many accounts of coyote love. For those who don't know what coyote love is. It's when you wake up with someone so damn ugly you'll chew your own arm off so you don't wake them up as you try to escape.

Take a 17 year old kid and drop him off in a foriegn counrty where there is no drinking age and see what happens.... man what a blast I had. I'm suprise I was never deported

Dave, Jarod.

I have Sat off. I think we should go into town so you guys can beat this guys piss post.

All in favour, and you WILL be in favour?

Good ole piss posting, an OT past time :D

Woke up in another country. France
Went to Amsterdam and woke up back in Germany and banned from all USO tour trips.
Woke up on the back of a statue of a lion in the Banhof Park in Wiesbaden.
Woke up on a train in what used to be East Germany.
Many accounts of coyote love. For those who don't know what coyote love is. It's when you wake up with someone so damn ugly you'll chew your own arm off so you don't wake them up as you try to escape.

Lmao... Good times eh?

Can't say I've ever piss posted... Although I did scare a good friend of mine on MSN.

Thankfully I'm still pretty anal about my spelling when drunk.

Dude, that's not something you should share.

PS I was fast asleep by the time you txted me. In bed by 11 :p
What shouldn't I have shared?

Oh and you=teh ultimate Nancy boy, 11PM my ass....:p


Rhys- But you don't drink :eek7:

Yeah, I'm up for it. Rhys driving?

Jared, I'm trying to save money so I took Saturday night off. My liver thanks me :)

I soak up the athmosphere. Yep, I'll drive.

Well I'm sure as fuck up for it.


David- j00 suxx0rs at teh budgeting.

A Dozen Tui- $13.95 at Metro (Super deal)
Walking to town- free
Bourbon and Coke- $5.50 (at Fat's)

Watching a dumbass prove how st00pid he is- Priceless.


Mind you I don't know how much longer my liver is going to hold up :bloated:

You forget that I don't drink beer hard anymore.

Might wear my cap backwards and drink my Jim Beam straight from the bottle in Rhys' passenger seat while screaming "GET A ROTA!!" out the window though. That should get me quite fucked up/fucked up.

That sounds cool. I know alllll the escape routes now.

(There was an incident last Friday. I think I told you about it Dave).

You'll drink what I damn well tell you!!!!

And there's no way you can drink Jim Beam and make hand-triangles at the same time, silly :p and be sure to find a hoodie and draw a Rotor on it :D

Okay, we're taking this a bit far OT. No Rhys, you didn't. Jarhead, get on MSN f00!

I'm still trying to sort out MSN, no matter how much I tinker with Python 2.3, it still doesn't work0r :(


Everybody complain to Victoria University for being so oppressive (HEY! I'm not even allowed to view Porn, because I might offend some pussy feminist, socialist liberal wussy dyke)

Right, thats it.

OPERATION LOVE SNAKE

Objective: To deliver a vital package of adult entertainment to Jarrod.

Operatives: Dave, Rhys.

Equipment: Radios, airsoft (only to fight our way out of the feminists).

Special Conditions: Must not be spotted by non Operatives or recognised as a non House member.

Date: As soon as possible.

:nono: Take it to group PMs.